one day in ponyville a pony named twiloight sperkle wanted 2 go eat sum food so she went 2 a resturnt. but then her frend renbew desh came up 2 her and stole her food and sed "lol wow twelieght sperkle i am yoloswag i took ur food!111" then renbew desh flew away and tweilieght started 2 cri evrytiem. a pink pone named pinkie pei sed 2 twelight, "twiliget, u r beutful. pls dont cri it maks me cri," "LOL JK U LOSER!111111 BTW I PARTY CANNONED UR UGLY HOUSE LOL."
twileight decided 2 be strong and went 2 her honest frend, appuljak. wen she got 2 appuljeck's farm, appuljack said "hay twialiaght! do yalls need sum appuls?!1" twotilight sperakle sed "ok appul jak." but then a pone named ruruity came up nd said, "woW TWILEIGHT UR WEAVE IS KINDA MESSY U KNO let me fix it 4 u so it can b like myne." twielight sed ok and rarity made her hair like miley cyrus nd appuljak was afraid twielight was gunna twerk on her so she ran 2 her barn and cried.
the last frend of twilight named flutrshi sed "ay gurl u need 2 learn how to twerk like me i am the pro twerker u kno twiliglht my animals now know how 2 twerk, and twilgith can i tell u a secret?" "ya ok fltuershy" sed twilight. "ok twileight i secretly am miley cyrus but dont tel no 1!"
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