Disclaimer- Ixisxfangirlx does not own Naruto... or any other animes. She whishes she did so she could say that she actually does something with her life... Oh well I guess she will live. ( emotional breakdown)
20 things that kakashi would never do...
1 Declare that he is the chuzzel king
2 tell sasuke " cheer up emo kid"
3 use his sharingan to look through tsunades clothes
4 learn how to play the xylophone.
5 announce that he and the 4th hokage were going out,
6 Release a book about his emotionaly troubled life,
7 go to training wearing only a lepoard print g-string
8 tell orochimaru that sasuke is taken, and to get his own man,
9 ask jiraya if he will adopt him,
10 Sing that Teenagers song by my chemical romance,
11 jump out of a cake for tunades birthday,
12 summon pakkun to ask him if his but looks big in his outfit,
13 tell itatchi that he is man candy,
14 become an olympic gold medalist,
15 star in a succesfull musical,
16 tango with gai in a talent contest,
17 force naruto into running into the sunset with him,
18 Tell gai that he was with him in his sleep,
19 ask deidara if he is absolutley sure that he is a male,
20 become part of the konoha's angels division.