It was a daRnk and stormy Monday morning at approximately 9:00 AM. The moon was out: at full mast, it's elongated, 5" rocky diCk was penetrating Timmy turner's pet fairy, also known as "cOsmo". About nearly approximately almost about 3 seconds later, jimmy neutron woke up. He was VERY miffed, for he had remembered something important that happened when he fell asleep: nobody went and tucked him in NOR read him a bedtime syory. This made Jommy madder than the one time he fought sand in an EPIC anime rap battle. So he got up and casually proceeded to casually throw a portafort at his parents and downed both of them, getting the fastest victory royale in the wild Wild Weest. Jimmy was proud of himself, so he went and walked and entered the nearest building that said "CIRCUMSIZING STATION". Luckily for us, jimmy neutron was inCREDIBLY stupid, and couldn't read, so he went in thinking it was a nursery. He went in and started stripping down for the small children. Then the cicumsition boy came in and grabbed jimmy neutron, strapping him down to the chair, injecting him with "stop moving dust", and began the crimcumsimmining process. He took out his rusty butter knife and went to circumsize him but the he acciddentally made a typo and accidentally spawned a creeper next to him. The creeper casually proceeded to explode jimmy, making him death. THE END.
Omg be excited for part 2, because like, it's gonna be more action packed and coolkid-esc than THE GOOFY MOVIE. Be prepared.
