You know the drill, I don't own Koei or DW.
Dynasty Warriors is at its 8th installment, right? Why not have characters who have been in Dynasty Warriors since Day 1,2,3,4 and 5 look back to their old pixelated selves?
Characters that were here since DW1:
You all know Mr. Poster Boy, Zhao Yun, then Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhuge Liang.
Zhang Fei was drinking heavily(when ISN'T he?) at a tavern. Guan Yu walks in and sees him with a depressed face.
Guan Yu: Brother, what is troubling you so?
Zhang Fei:*sad sluring* Look at Zhao Yun! He has been in these games since Day 1 and he is on the covers of everything!We were in these games with him and were just cast aside! Even Zhuge Liang gets better treatment! You too!
Guan Yu: I'm sure you have some good qualities like those two.
Zhang Fei: Like what?
Guan Yu: Well...uhhh...Y-y-you can drink a whole jug of wine in 3 seconds or less...
Zhang Fei: That just supports the fact that I'm an alcoholic!
Guan Yu: Well...you kinda are...
Zhang Fei: And you are an arrogant-murdering-asswipe!
Guan Yu looked at him with a surprised look on his face.
Zhang Fei: *sigh* Ok, I'm sorry I called you an asswipe.
Guan Yu: It's alright, I am, well, I better get going.
Guan Yu got up and left the tavern.
Zhang Fei:*mutters*
Somewhere in Shu
Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun: ACHOO!
Liu Bei: Are you two alright? Are you sick?
Zhuge Liang: I'm fine, it is probably Zhou Yu or Sima Yi talking about me.
*scene change*
Wei
Sima Yi: ACHOO! *looks around confused*
Wu
Zhou Yu: ACHOO! No, I CANNOT get sick right now!
Back at Shu
Zhuge Liang: Zhao Yun, remember when you, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu,and I were the only Shu characters and I didn't have to deal with Liu Bei and Jiang Wei's "beneviolence"?
Zhao Yun: You taught them that...
Zhuge Liang: I never taught them they had to mention it EVERY TIME THEY SPOKE.
Zhao Yun: You do that too...
Zhuge Liang: Go pose for the next DW game, Poster boy!
Zhao Yun: Fine! I will! You're just jelly! *leaves with hair flip*
Zhuge Liang: *mutters* stupid poster boy*mutters* stupid Jiang Wei..
*scene change*
Jiang Wei: ACHOO! *happy voice* Prime Minister is talking about me! I'm honored! *tears roll down his face*
On to Wei's characters! Cao Cao, Dian Wei,Xu Chu, and Xiahou Dun
Cao Cao: Ahh..I would give to relive the time when it was just me, Dian Wei, Dun, and Xu Chu.
Xiahou Dun: Why is that?
Cao Cao: So I would not have to deal with that meddlesome Liu Bei, the Suns, Dong Zhou,Yuan Shao,and the fact Sima Yi conquered my kingdom.
Xiahou Dun: Wouldn't you be called "Cow Cow" if you did went back?
Cao Cao: Oh yeah...I had to suffer through that until DW6.*pause* DW6...*dazing out*
Xiahou Dun: What about DW6?
Cao Cao: I had gotten a nicer haircut and some nicer clothes, but I had to die by WIRES. (ranting)Stupid Sima Yi HAD to get a new weapon that made him a lot more girly, girly clothes,girly hair, and his voice, HIS VOICE. He got a freakin' makeover!That "man" had the NERVE to rebel against me! After that scene, I could not STAND seeing purple for weeks!(Though his hat made a nice place to store my Pringles.)
Xiahou Dun: You are getting a little off-topic...
Cao Cao: And you got frizzy hair with a masscara wand for a weapon,Dian Wei got a face tattoo, and Xu Chu was being Xu Chu!
Xiahou Dun:Please stop.
Cao Cao: Oh, and Zhang He... OH ZHANG HE...he...made us look like fools! He supported Sima Yi's rebellion! And Xu Huang too! And-and-an- Xiahou Dun?
Xiahou Dun had already left the room.
*scene change*
Dian Wei and Xu Chu: ACHOO!
Zhang He: Are you si-ACHOO!
Xu Huang:Mast-ACHOO!
*scene change*
Sima Yi: ACHOO!ACHOO! I should stop going outside at night...
Wu: Zhou Yu,Lu Xun, Taishi Ci,and Sun Shang Xiang
Zhou Yu: *flipstable* Stupid Koei! I'm a women thanks to them! I used to actually looked like a guy back then!I carried a sword! A SWORD! But DW6 happened...*shivers*
Lu Xun: Please calm down, Master Zhou Yu!
Zhou Yu: WHY SHOULD I! THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, KOEI MADE ME BECOME THIS! *pointing at himself*
Lu Xun: Well...you look certainly better than DW7.
Zhou Yu: I suppose...
Lu Xun: Look at me, I'm fangirl bait! I'm supposed to be middle-aged!(sarcasm) But noooo..Koei needed to attend to fangirl needs...
Zhou Yu: Really? I thought you enjoyed that...
Lu Xun: You certainly don't know what I have to live through!
Taishi Ci: At least you get attention, unlike me! I was in the series before everyone else showed up! But as the more Wu characters began to appear, I was cast away, because of you pretty boys! Even Zhou Tai overshadows me! And he is a rock!
SSX: I used to be tough, but they made me stick to Liu Bei! I don't even like him!I left my home to be with that selfish jerk! I had to wear that costume that made me sound stupid and made me look LIKE FRICKIN' TINKER BELL!
Lu Xun:*nervous* How about we try to remember the nice things?
All three: THERE ARE NO NICE THINGS! THANKS TO KOEI, WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
Lu Xun: You are right...I had to wear that GOD-AWFUL outfit in DW6 that made me look like I was from the Namman.
Zhou Yu: I was called a woman so many times when I wore that DW6 stripper outfit...
Taishi Ci: My costume now is so girly...I mean...feathers,really?
All four looked at each other and sighed.
Other: Diao Chan, Lu Bu
Diao Chan: I wish to go back to the old days...
Lu Bu: Why is that, Diao Chan?
Diao Chan: *lifting her dress* I wore an actual dress back then...now, it is just strips of cloth sewn together...
Lu Bu: I still think you are beautiful no matter what you wear.
Diao Chan: Now, we both know that is not true.
Lu Bu: Fine.. I'll admit you really need to cover up...
Diao Chan: Exactly. This is NOT really warm, I'm freezing even during the summer.
Lu Bu:Now that I think about it, you stared to lose clothing after DW5.
Diao Chan: *in a corner with a depressed aura* I bet Koei will make me lose more clothing...