The Ghost of Voyager

By Ping and Meg

Disclaimer: I don't own anything----except Murray.

A/N: This is my first fan fiction so don't do any truly horrid flames!

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"Boo!"

"NO! NOT YOU!" Chakotay cried. "Who are you and why are you in my quarters?"

"I am Murray!"

"No!"

"I am a ghost!"

"Duh, you only tormented me my entire childhood!" yelled Chakotay to the ghost.

"I will take over your body!" Said the ghost.

"Ahh!!" Chakotay screamed and bolted. Chakotay ran allover the ship avoiding Murray until he had thought it was a horrid dream so he was heading back to his quarters when Murray found him.

"Ah ha! Got ya!" He said then plunged into Chakotay's body.

Meanwhile, Captain Janeway was drinking coffee on the bridge as usual, reading the reports form the various stations when Murray/Chakotay ran in.

Captain Janeway said "Hello, Chakotay."

Murray, in Chakotay's body, walked up to Janeway and then for no obvious reason, Chakotay/Murray began to tickle her. Between fits of laughter, Janeway yelled "Commander, cut it out."

The captain then proceeded to spray coffee out of her nose. She then turned bright red with embarrassment and order, "Chakotay I would like to talk with you in my ready room." They left for the ready room.

As soon as the doors closed, Tom Paris says. "Hey, I've got and idea. Let's watch Chakotay get chewed out!"

"Yea!" Came the almost the unanimous answer.

The view screen appeared with Kathryn and Chakotay in the Ready Room Murray then left Chakotay to face the consequences alone.

Chakotay said "Kathryn, I don't know how to make it up to you."

Tom Paris then remarked "Ooh, he called her Kathryn."

Chakotay and Janeway did not realize that they were being spied upon, when they started to kiss.

Harry said, "this is better then any romantic Holonovel I've seen."

Tuvok said, "this is illogical," and opened the door.

Chakotay and Janeway screamed.

Everyone on the bridge yelled "Yahoo!"

Ten Tuvok said evilly, "Excellent blackmail material"

Everyone stared at him like he was insane (which he might have been).

"What am I saying? That is illogical!" Tuvok exclaimed.

Then Captain Janeway yelled, "Computer! Two to beam directly to the shuttle bay!

Janeway and Chakotay dematerialized immediately after Janeway had issued the command.

"A shuttle is leaving the ship." Harry Kim announced, his fingers dancing rapidly over the board. "And our two love birds are aboard."

Tuvok dashed to his console and preceded to blow up the shuttle craft with a perfectly aimed phaser blast.

Everyone stared in shock at Tuvok as he laughed evilly.

Harry broke the silence and announced, with a note of triumph in his voice "Don't worry, I got them off before the shuttle craft's warp core blew up."

Tuvok let out a strangled cry and attempted to shoot Harry. Harry got to his phaser first and stunned Tuvok.

"Take him to the Brig."

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Later that week Janeway and Chakotay were married. They took out the Delta Flyer for their Honeymoon.

The End....or is it?