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~A is for Apple~
Shizuru walked slowly and sultrily up towards the Executive Director's desk. Haruka had her head down as she furiously wrote up delinquent punishment reports. The ones she was working on right now being for a pair of troublemakers who were the proverbial thorns in her side. Natsuki Kuga and Nao Yuuki.
Haruka let out a small sigh of frustration, before her body stiffened slightly when she felt light fingers trail softly down the back of her neck.
"B-Bu-Bubuzuke, just w-w-what do you think you're doing," Haruka half squeaked out, and immediately cleared her throat in embarrassment at the high squeaky tone.
"Why Haruka, I just wanted to offer you an apple for working so...diligently," Shizuru whispered softly against the blond's ear as she held up a bright, shiny red apple before Haruka's lavender eyes. Haruka wasn't sure where Shizuru had been hiding that apple this whole time, but it wasn't what was making her lips tremble for a small taste right now.
"We're still in school, you crazy hormonal woman!" Haruka managed to say this time with only minimal squeak.
Shizuru hummed softly as she placed the tempting apple on the table before Haruka, and lightly slipped her hands along her girlfriend's collar, gently loosening her necktie from her shirt.
Haruka's eyes boggled a bit, as she felt Shizuru's warm hand slip down the front of her shirt and gently fondle a plump breast.
"D-D-Dammit, woman! Have you no sense of flecency!" Haruka hissed out as she squirmed about in her seat, doing her best to bite back the low moan that was working its way up the back of her throat.
"That's 'decency' love. And no, you should know me by now that when it comes to you...I have none." And with that said Shizuru quickly pulled Haruka's chair out and back, so that she could straddle the blond's lap. Her lips quickly laid claim to Haruka's soft pink ones, capturing that low moan that had finally worked its way free.
Neither of them noticed when the shiny red apple that had started this whole thing rolled off the table, due to the sharp humps and shakes it was receiving from the action taking place beside it.
And neither did they care.
AN: Fluff crack! It is now 4am in the morning. I have not slept a wink. I have work in a few short hours. And Haruzuke fluff/crack grabbed my soul and would not let it go until I wrote this short piece, which I hope will be the start of many more pieces~ Please let me know what you guys thought of this, my insomnia-induced Haruzuke fic. Heart you guys~