Okay, I'm not exactly sure how everyone is supposed to count on me to get this done. I don't even understand what my purpose is supposed to be on earth, I'm supposed to absorb a comet's energy every thousand years after my slumber! Right now, I'm trying to find my way back to my home which happens to be in outer space whether you believe it or not. I am Jirachi, the wish pokemon after all. I grant wishes to people every thousand years, however I don't know how it happened but the comet didn't come this year. After this happened, I started to panic. However, I realize now that I have not told my story in the best detail...so let me start from the beginning.
I am a genderless Jirachi and I stay in outer space. After I awoke from my slumber, it took me some time to realize that something was horribly wrong. After my slumber, I see that there isn't any comets being hurled towards the earth. The funny thing is when I'm asleep, I can grant wishes to people. When I am asleep I hear wishes on earth and then I immediately grant the people and pokemon their wishes if I determine them to be valid wishes or not. If it is an evil or silly wish then I can choose to not grant it. I'm not exactly sure how that works, how it is even possible that I grant wishes in my sleep, because when I awaken, I visit the earth to see how people are doing and if there is any trouble on earth. Did I forget to mention that I live on a planet? It's a secluded planet where I am the only one that lives here. My planet is similar to earth, I can see the earth from where I live. The earth is truly beautiful, and it is such a big planet. I am not sure if it is bigger than my planet or not. The water on my planet is green, and the grass and other lands are blue, it is sometimes hard to tell the difference between the grass and the ground in general. Any pokemon that lives in outer space have their own planet. I live on this bizaare planet, and most people don't even know where I come from. They know that I am from space, but they do not know much about the planet that I come from.
When I notice that the comets aren't coming I question the time that I awoke at, and I cannot really tell the time because I do not have those devices that people use to tell time. I can guess that a thousand years have passed and that it is my time to go to earth for a little visit because I do not know how the earth is doing. However, I'm not even sure how to go to earth without travelling on my comet. As I ponder this and try to think of a solution, I am surprised to see an attack coming my way. I see that the attack is psybeam, and then I immediately float out of the way. I am not sure as to who is attacking me, however I look and see an orange shape. The shape moves so fast that it is a blur and when I realize that it is Deoxys, I immediately feel fear creeping up on me. We are both psychic types, well I am a psychic and steel type and this pokemon is extremely powerful. I have heard stories on earth of trainers venturing out to catch Deoxys, however this pokemon is never caught and always powerful. I use meteor mash, and the attack barely lands on Deoxys. The pokemon dodges my attack, and then I look to the earth. Suddenly, the Deoxys says something to me that scares me.
"Your comet was destroyed." I stare in shock, and then when that shock subsides, I immediately feel anger sweeping all other emotions away.
"What? Was that you?" I ask. Deoxys nods its head, and then it says,
"I will send you back to earth with a powerful move." The pokemon prepares itself to use cosmic move, and it is proceeding extremely quickly. This attack makes me feel anxiety and fear, and I try to fly away as fast as I can, however, the pokemon has good and fast aim. The attack flies at me, and I do my best to dodge, however it hits and I feel all my energy seeping away. I feel a tiredness creeping up on me, and then I feel myself falling into a deep sleep.