For Riiku-Senpai, for writing me an awesome KisaTen drabble. X3 I owe her a NaruSasu drabble, so here, take it D:
I don't like this pairing, personally, but I promised, so... and besides, she went through the difficulty of KisaTen, something I can't even pull off.
She liked writing it, but found it difficult.
I hate NaruSasu, but it should be easy. We're square XD
DISCLAAAAIM: Own not Naruto do I. Own not, either, Yoda's sentence structure.
Pretend You Love Me
Naruto wasn't quite sure how it happened, but somehow, he had wound up in this damn place, at this damn time, with his damnface in view for the first time in a long time. And personally, the blonde was not happy. But apparently, the offender was. Speak of the devil, he was smirking right now.
"Ohayo, baka." Sasuke sneered. 'Ah,' Naruto thought, 'damn that stupid smirk of his!'
Naruto's throat rumbled in a deep growl. "Ohayo?! Ohayo?! You ABANDON us, and all you can say, after all these years is good morning?!"
Sasuke appeared as if to be in thought as Naruto seethed, his aura seeping rage out of every pore. Decisively, the Uchiha nodded. "Hai, ohayo. That's about it."
Naruto's eye twitched. "What about Sakura-chan? I know she's not here, but is that what you'd say to her – after leaving, after abandoning, after LEAVING her on a cold, stone bench?! Sasuke-teme, you're such a bastard!" He flung a kunai at his previous team-mate, rage encasing him. Sasuke dodged easily.
"Yes, that's what I'd say to her, too. Well, unless it were evening of course." He grinned. Naruto scowled. "And besides, Naruto-kun,"The stress he put on the last syllable was heavy with sarcasm, "You know just as well as I do that neither of us really care for Sakura."
Naruto's face flushed and Sasuke began stepping towards the blonde as he spoke. Naruto inched back nervously, he tried to stammer out a question, asking Sasuke what he was talking about. Before he knew it, the orange-clad Konoha nin found his back pressed against a tree, and Sasuke was uncomfortably close.
Sasuke leaned close to Naruto's face, a glint of something the blonde didn't like in his blood red eye. "Why else would you have so obsessively chased me all these years? You don't care for her any more than I do." He grinned that sickly sweet grin. "No, don't argue – stop using Sakura for your excuse. You've tracked me down for your own… purposes? Amusement? …No, for your own wants… maybe needs?" He hissed out the last word, drawing it longer than it needed to be.
Naruto flinched. Sasuke was right.
There, there's your NaruSasu XD I had no idea what to do, but I do like how it came out. DAMN I'm never writing yaoi again… sorry, it's just too awkward for me and my post-traumatic-syndrome. But hey, it was due, and I'd gladly write ten of these for a decent KisaTen. :D (Which, Riiku-san, you did write decently, regardless what you say. XD)
AND NO, everyone else, you don't get ten NaruSasu one-shots if you write me a KisaTen. Sry, doesn't work that way. XD ONE TIME OFFER and Riiku took it. XD