Invasion of the Plot Bunnies!!
The Fellowship were on their way to destroy the Ring, when they heard a strange rustling in the bushes. Legolas aimed and shot… narrowly missing a strange furry creature, who bounced out, screaming, "Bad, bad Legolas!! L/A fic!"
Suddenly, Legolas and Aragorn were looking into each other's eyes, murmuring sweet nothings to one another…
Then the Author stepped in screaming something about, "NO!! Take any of the others, but Legolas is mine!!"
As the Plot bunnies felt obligated to this girl (obviously, she had unleashed them onto this strange world with so many opportunities for weird fanfictions), they granted her that one wish. Legolas dropped Aragorn's hand as if it was made of hot lead (but ya know, less melty) and he and the Author went off to a remote corner… and I won't write what was happening there, but be sure, they'll be back later.
Meanwhile, the Plot Bunnies were running rampage over all of Middle Earth. Orcs were skipping about making daisy chains, many, many people were Waking Up Gay (that bit belongs to Liz by the way), Saruman, Sauron and Gandalf were discovering the joys of line dancing, Aragorn dumped Arwen for that very fit man Boromir, and the Four famous Hobbits were… we won't go into that.
Meanwhile, very dishevelled, the Author (who shall be, from now on, known as Phoenix) and Legolas finally started paying attention to the rest of the world, and realised what the Plot Bunnies were doing to Middle Earth. Phoenix realised she couldn't let this go on, but what on Middle Earth was she to do?
"Whatever you do, I'll still love you," said Legolas, but Phoenix knew full well it was only because of the Bunnies…
Oh well. She'd just have to save Middle Earth. She had lots of Legolas pictures at home to sigh over…
"Hey, you! Plot Bunnies! You have to do what I say!"
"Legolas and Phoenix sitting in a tree…"
"Stop it!! Oh, bum, how am I gonna get down this tree?"
Tune in next week folks, for the brand new instalment of… Invasion of the Plot Bunnies!!!!!!!
R/R peeps!!!
Phoenix
~~x~~
The Fellowship were on their way to destroy the Ring, when they heard a strange rustling in the bushes. Legolas aimed and shot… narrowly missing a strange furry creature, who bounced out, screaming, "Bad, bad Legolas!! L/A fic!"
Suddenly, Legolas and Aragorn were looking into each other's eyes, murmuring sweet nothings to one another…
Then the Author stepped in screaming something about, "NO!! Take any of the others, but Legolas is mine!!"
As the Plot bunnies felt obligated to this girl (obviously, she had unleashed them onto this strange world with so many opportunities for weird fanfictions), they granted her that one wish. Legolas dropped Aragorn's hand as if it was made of hot lead (but ya know, less melty) and he and the Author went off to a remote corner… and I won't write what was happening there, but be sure, they'll be back later.
Meanwhile, the Plot Bunnies were running rampage over all of Middle Earth. Orcs were skipping about making daisy chains, many, many people were Waking Up Gay (that bit belongs to Liz by the way), Saruman, Sauron and Gandalf were discovering the joys of line dancing, Aragorn dumped Arwen for that very fit man Boromir, and the Four famous Hobbits were… we won't go into that.
Meanwhile, very dishevelled, the Author (who shall be, from now on, known as Phoenix) and Legolas finally started paying attention to the rest of the world, and realised what the Plot Bunnies were doing to Middle Earth. Phoenix realised she couldn't let this go on, but what on Middle Earth was she to do?
"Whatever you do, I'll still love you," said Legolas, but Phoenix knew full well it was only because of the Bunnies…
Oh well. She'd just have to save Middle Earth. She had lots of Legolas pictures at home to sigh over…
"Hey, you! Plot Bunnies! You have to do what I say!"
"Legolas and Phoenix sitting in a tree…"
"Stop it!! Oh, bum, how am I gonna get down this tree?"
Tune in next week folks, for the brand new instalment of… Invasion of the Plot Bunnies!!!!!!!
R/R peeps!!!
Phoenix
~~x~~