A/N: Hi. This is post "The Great Louse Detective" episode-how it would've gone if I was a college student that was good friends with Sideshow Bob, secretly in love with him, and heard him singing about how he'd grown accustomed to Bart's face. In this, he's told the college student that he has to leave Springfield, because Bart is haunting his mind. R&R, please!
I think I'll always be sad
It happened tonight, yeah
The guy, been driving me mad
Is leaving tonight
Chorus
He's leaving a girl in love
He's leaving a girl in love
He's leaving a girl in love
Does he care?
He said that living near Bart
Was bringing him down, yeah
He could never be free
When Bart was around
Chorus
Bridge
Why he's leaving, I understand why
Mind power, doesn't seem to work, with me
But before he can say goodbye
I'll ask him, to sing one song, for me
I think I'll always be sad
It happened tonight, yeah
The guy, been driving me mad
Is leaving tonight, yeah
Oh
Chorus
Bridge
He said that living near Bart
Was bringing him down, yeah
He could never be free
When Bart was around
Oh
Chorus
My boy cannot care
My boy cannot care
My boy cannot care