This story I thought of when I was reading about cats. LOL!!! I don't know why I thought of a neko chibi L, but it was so cute. (This is the time when Light and L were still chain together.)
CLAIM: I don't own Death Note or any of the characters.
"Hey, L. There has been a breakout of a weird disease around our area," said Light.
"Hmm?" replied L.
"It's called Neko Syndrome. It only affects people that barely sleep. You grow cat ears and a tail. Also you become sensitive like a cat," reported Light.
L smirked. "Implying I might be affected by this syndrome?"
Light grimaced. "Why would I?"
L did not reply. Instead, he returned to his work.
***The Following Morning***
When Light woke up, something brushed his arm. He grabbed it, and a yowl came from right beside him. As a reaction Light jumped off the bed but was yanked back by the chain. "Ow, that hurts!"
"Really? It hurt when you yanked on the chain and grabbed my tail," L asserted.
L dragged Light with him to the bathroom. After they got ready, they heard someone knocking on the door. Light went to answer. "Oof!"
"Light, it's me, Misa Misa. Misa is so happy to see Light!" exclaimed Misa.
"Misa we have to go to the headquarters, so I will talk to you later. Ok?" Light pried Misa off him and stepped forward. Misa saw L and jumped him.
"Wah! So cute! L has cat ears!" Misa was petting L a lot.
After that disturbance, L and Light finally got to the headquarters. Light was searching for a cure to the syndrome. "Hey, L. Come here. I found the cure. I'll read it to you. 'Though the cause for the Neko Syndrome is unknown, there is a cure. The person affected by the syndrome has to kiss someone they like of the same gender.' Ha-ha. That is impossible. You don't like anyone," said Light nonchalantly.
"I wouldn't be so sure. One person and only one person come to mind. Kissing is out of the question," smirked L.
"Oh really? Who is this one person L?" asked Light while working on the computer.
L turned Light around and grabbed his shoulders. "You," L said as he kissed Light.
Light shoved L off of him and yelled "What the hell was that for?"
"Hey. I'm cured," said L matter-of-factly. Light was left in an outrage as L continued to work.