Dear Fanfiction (KageDanza Style)

by KageDanza

Exactly what the title says. Another Young Justice version of the fanfictions that are everywhere. The members of the team have a few things to say to you... I'm only writing this because I'm lazy and bored, so don't expect too much. Although that doesn't mean I won't try, so don't get the wrong idea. It'll just be updated fairly slowly. Read & Review, please! RatedT just in case.

1. Robin

Yes, I cracked. It's time to make my own version of the beloved fanfictions we have all read at some point in our lives. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care.

Dear FanFiction,

Please stop shipping BirdFlash. Seriously, both Wally and I have girlfriends, and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like it if I told everybody on the Internet you are gay and secretly dating your best friend.

And although I'm flattered you think I could survive all the crap you guys put me through, I'm pretty sure not even Batman would live through any of the more hardcore torture fics you people write... Seriously. Just READING that stuff hurts...

And Traught? While it IS less weird than a lot of the ships you guys shove me into, Artemis is like a sister to me, and the bro-code also states that I'm not allowed to date anybody Wally has dated. Like, EVER.

Same thing with Miss Martian. Have you ever been punched by Superboy? It hurts. Just ask any of the thugs he's fought. And also, she's in her late forties. Totally not turbing.

I'm not even going to touch on the subject of anybody pairing me with Superboy. Just don't. It's freaking me out a bit.

And me and AQUALAD? I- just... what?!

Graybat... Okay, so maybe Barbara IS kind of pretty, and I may have a small crush on her, but it's a little weird when you guys have us get married in your stories. I mean, I don't mind THAT much, but... Yeah, I'm just going to stop talking now.

Your resident hacker,

Robin.

I'm sorry I deleted this, but the stupid website glitched out and deleted half the document, so I had to restart. I hope this turned out okay, and I'm sorry, I couldn't bring myself to bash Graybat... I do kind of hate BirdFlash, and the pairings Superboy/Robin and Aqualad/Robin just confuse me... How?! Plus Miss Martian just seems more like a sisterly figure to Robin...

Otherwise, I'm only teasing. Seriously, people, keep torturing Robin. And I do kind of ship Traught every time I watch Homefront... And if you want to keep shipping the weird ships, by all means. We all have our non-canon pairings that we love... #ThalicoFTW