The Scheme of Kouryuu

::disclaimer: the Wish characters belong to CLAMP, not me! Don't kill me!! ^^'::

~Mandy

(And yes, I know I probably misspelled a lot of the names, but I do not care. And I probably will screw up on the gender of the characters, but again. I DON'T CARE. So, no flames!!! ^^ Thank you, and have a nice day!)

"WILL YOU ALL JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!" Kokyou shouted from somewhere inside the Kudo house. Kohaku and Kouryuu, who had been asleep in a tree outside, awoke with a start.

"What in hell…" Kouryuu wondered, then they saw Kokyou shoving a number of creatures out the door: Ryurri and Hari, a number of small birds, and even a Usayagi with a flower. It put on a determined face, and attempted to get past the demon to deliver its message.

"Does this look like the face of someone who cares?" Kokyou told it. "Now would you all leave us ALONE!" and with that, he slammed the door behind him.

"What a grump!" Hari complained.

"hmph. Satan's son should have a little more respect for us cat demons."

"Maybe when hell freezes over!" her sister laughed. "C'mon, lets go find Shuuchiro instead!"

"My goodness…" Kohaku yawned. "What was all that about?" she asked the smaller demon.

"hmm…"  Kouryuu chuckled to himself. "It looks like the poor bastard's having trouble getting some alone time with Hisui…"

"Alone? What would he do with Hisui-sama alon-…. Oh…."

"I do feel kinda sorry for him… I mean, he is my cousin. Well Kohaku, I fell particularly devious today. What say we make our own entertainment, and help them out?"

"Devious? I've never done anything like that before."

"Well, then! There's a first for everything. A devious angel… I'd like to see how this turns out." Kouryuu mused.

"If you do anything bad, I could just drop-kick you, you know." Kohaku smiled.

"Yes, but you won't. Because then come night, I'll just beat the HELL OUT OF YOU IF YOU TRY ANYTHING OF THE SORT!" Kohaku sweat dropped.

"I remember a trick Hisui-sama taught me. We'll make everything even and split our powers, and then we'll both be small for 24 hours. That'll give us enough time to get the job done, and then we won't be unmatched if we do quarrel."

"Fine, fine. ONLY for 24 hours."

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Later on, Kouryuu and Kohaku (now both in their smaller forms) crept through the house.

"I think, our biggest threats to this little scheme, are Hari, Ryurri, Shuuchiro, and those damned little messengers." Kouryuu stated. Kohaku glared at him from the last comment towards the Usyagi.

"Ok, ok, sorry. Those…. Freakishly odd little garden bunnies."

"That's better. That wasn't so hard, now, was it?"

"Excuse me while I puke."

Kohaku smacked him.

"Now, how'll we get rid of them?

Kouryuu grinned deviously. "Just leave everything to me…"

"Uh oh…" Kohaku said, the little angel not knowing what was in store for the day.

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