Ugh... What a headache! Wait what is this place? He looked around. He glanced a pink blocky thing. I've had dreams before. I just need to kill myself and then I'll wake up. He walked over to a water pool that was in the ground. Why is this grass floating? Whatever! He stuck his head in the water. He noticed a change in the bottom of his vision. Why are there bubbles at the bottom of my vision? He pulled his head out of the water. I don't understand. He walked around. He spotted the wooden roof of a house. Hmm. I wonder if someone lives there? Let's see if I have anything to trade if someone is there. He reached into his pocket and a gray thing took up his vision. He whipped his hand out immediately. WHAT THE HECK!? A message popped up in his face telling him that: Steve has earned the achievement: Taking Inventory! Oh! So my name is Steve? WELL SCREW THAT YOU FRICKIN' THING!
A few days and nights later: OK. So the basics are green things mean growl, the white things mean that I get shot, and Finally The speckled ones mean BOOM! That big nosed creature just says Hrm? Oh look it's night time! He opened the door to his dirt hut. He pulled out his stone sword. He started battle with a zombie. While doing that he engaged a skeleton by blocking its arrow with the blade of his sword. This caused the arrow to bounce back and hit the zombie. The zombie turned and attacked the skeleton. They engaged in a slow battle. He grabbed an arrow off of the ground. He threw it at the zombie as it had turned to look at him. It had knocked off the skeleton's skull. It fell to the ground with a plop as it died. He saw a group of two more zombies slowly pacing towards him. He killed one of them. He turned to the other and knocked it down.
"HA! I AM KING!" he screamed as he stabbed it through the head. He Threw his head forward and then back. As his head went back he felt it make contact with something. Something that hissed.
"Well f*ck." He said calmly. He heard a final boom. He knew his life was becoming no more as he felt his body go numb and seem to disappear. "Goodbye." he managed to squeak out through his disappearing mouth. He opened his eyes to see a big nosed thing taking his stuff off of the dead body on the ground before his vision blanked out.