pjo funniest moments .
LIGHTNING 1.
1.( Grover and Percy's car conversation)
PERCY: "Um... what are you exactly?"
GROVER: "That doesn't matter right now."
PERCY: "It doesn't matter?, from the waist down my best friend is a donkey!
GROVER: 'blaa-ha-ha, GOAT!
PERCY: "what?"
GROVER"Im a GOAT from the waist down!"
PERCY: " you just said it didn't matter"
2.(annabeth telling Percy why their parents hate each other)
ANNABETH:" my mom created the olive tree, the people saw that as a better gift an chose her.
PERCY:" they must really like olives."
ANNABETH:"oh forget it"
PERCY: "now, if she invented pizzas , that I could understand."
ANNABETH: " I SAID FORGET IT !"
3. (Percy and annabeth getting Ares shield back from the tunnel of love ride)
PERCY:" Annabeth come with me-"
ANNABETH: "Are you kidding?"
PERCY:" what's the problem now?"
ANNABETH:"Me, go with you to the... the "Thrill Ride of Love?", What if someone saw me?"
4.( percy and annabeth trapped in a net)
PERCY: " WE HAVE TO GET OUT !"
ANNABETH:" WELL DUH!"
5. PERCY: "deadlines are that real to me, until I'm staring one in the face.".
.6 (Annabeth screaming from spiders)
ANNABETH: " sp-sp-ahhh
7. (Grover put a blessing on a zebra)
PERCY: "Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?"
GROVER: "It only works on wild animals."
ANNABETH: "so it would only affect Percy"
PERCY:"Hey!"
8. (Percy and Grover talking to a pink poodle named Gladiola)
GROVER: "Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy."
PERCY: I'm not saying hello to the pink poodle."
ANNABETH:" Percy, I said hello to the poodle, you say hello to the poodle."
POODLE: "Grrrrrr!"
PERCY: "hello"
7.( Grover telling Percy about Gladiola's reward poster)
PERCY: " How does Gladiola know about the reward?"
GROVER: "He read the signs, Duh."
PERCY: "Of course, Silly me"
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