T'was the Night Before Klainemas
T'was the night before Klainemas
And all through the fandom
Fangirls were pouring through spoilers
Some so random
All of the ear buds were
Hung by their faces for sure
A new Klaine duet could be
Their heart break cure
Parents were nestled
All snug in their beds
No thoughts of fanfics
Of two boys giving head
Me in my Klaine shirt
And Warbler tie
Had settled with Glee
For a long sobbing cry
When out of my laptop
There arose Ryan Murphy
Another Q and A
That would surely kill me
Away to Twitter
I flew like a flash
Only to find…
The website had crashed
With Tumblr open
I searched the Klaine tag
Why does Ryan zig when
I think he's gonna zag?
When what to my wondering
Eyes should appear
Spoilers for crushes,
The break up worse than I feared
With this little old troll
Sinking our ship
I knew in a moment
We should break his dick
More rapid than eagles
His cockblocks they came
He whistled and shouted
And called them by name
Now Sebastian, now Chandler
And now Eli C.
Who the hell is Paul?
G.T.F.O. of my O.T.P.
From Lima Ohio to New York City
They parted
That is when
All of this bullshit started
From then on we waited
Holding our breath
Klaine or die
Until our own death
Spoilers songs and pictures
And even video
Our boys skating together
The perfect duo
And then in a moment
I heard from my T.V.
The Don't Speak scene
That has damn near killed me
As I drew in my legs
Right where I was seated
A phone alert goes off
OMG Darren tweeted!
He was dressed in a cape
A look he did rock
All leather, and tights?
Just look at his…..!
A bundle of excited nerves
He made out of me
What was up with the costume?
What the hell was up with Glee?
Fangirl eyes did twinkle
As the GIF sets they came
A moment of happy
Amidst the turmoil of endgame
Murphy's little troll mouth
Was drawn up like a bow
He thought he had his way
A new all time low
Then came Thanksgiving
To us a week late
We finally got the phone call
Which could seal the boys fate
Blaine's puppy dog face
Broke all of us down
Kurt promised a talk
When he got into town
I miss you, I love you
We got to hear
I love you too
Probably made our year
And now we sit
And we wait once again
Because we NEED to know
What happens in episode ten!
A new Spoiler says
Blaine gets friend zoned in the end
Bitch please
Kurt's gonna have him in bed by then
Fangirls are crying
And begging for more
While Ryan's trolling FFnet
And finding porn galore
He spoke not a word
But continued to read
Maybe new writers
Is what the show needs
Laying his finger
Upon the enter key
He tweets another Finchel spoiler
Useless to me
He ran to his phone
His writers he called
Adam Shankman, HELP
They're gonna cut off my balls!
Only one man could help
Off to New York Burt and Blaine must go
Adam Shankman answered
Merry Klainemas to all and to all a good show!