Humorous moments in the lives of the G-boys
By Akemi Maxwell
9/27/03
My friends and I made these scenes and some were off television. Yes, we are all idiots.
~
Heero: Get ready! Duo: 3-2-1! Both: GO! Both start egging cars. Driver: I can't see! AAAAAAGGHH! * crashes * Heero and Duo stare at each other, drop the eggs, and run.
~
Heero and Duo are hanging out at the Raley's parking lot. They're bored and wondering what to do when Duo spots an abandoned shopping cart. "Hey!" He grabs the cart and brings it back. "Heero, get in!"
Heero thinks this is funny, so he jumps in. Duo starts pushing, breaking into a run. He runs towards a bush. He lets go. Heero rockets straight into the bush, his feet sticking out of the top.
Heero's pushing Duo when the cart's wheels jam, the cart topples over and Heero trips over it, smacking the asphalt. Minutes later the sirens of cop cars could be heard and the boys scramble out of the parking lot.
~
Heero and Duo are down the street, trying to get some honey out of the beehive, which is located in a nearby bush. Heero throws a rock at the hive and the bees come swarming out. Heero screams as they swarm around him and he runs like a mad bitch towards their house, jumping the fence and diving into their pool.
Duo rips the hive from the bush and runs screaming into the house as the bees swarm him. He manages to close the door before they get in. He lays the hive on the counter and grabs a hammer. He smashes half of it, searching for the queen. He finds her.
Suddenly the bees break through the window in a mad ass fury and sting at Duo. He grabs the hive and throws it out the window. Heero catches it and runs, Duo along side him, the bees chasing. Duo has the queen in his hand.
"Duo!" Heero pants, "You idiot! Kill the queen!"
"No," Duo seems to be controlled by her scent, "I am her drone."
"Kill her!"
Duo stops and screams in fury, holding up the queen. Suddenly, he starts ripping her apart with his teeth. Heero pukes. Soon they're back in the house, enjoying some honeycomb.
~
Drunken ass Duo tries crawling into the car from the window. Heero yells, "Ho! Ho!" trying to pull Duo back out.
"Don't call me a ho!" Duo shrieks.
~
In a restaurant:
Duo starts choking on some food and Heero uses the Heimlich maneuver. Duo screams, "Wait! Wait! Wait!" at the top of his lungs.
Later on:
"I pretended to choke so I can scream 'wait'," Duo laughs. "Wait! Wait! Wait!"
Heero drags him out of the restaurant while Duo screams.
~
The gang gets ready to play "belt wars". All of them pick their weapons-the belts. They were no protection-no cups, no goggles and no padding.
Heero whips Trowa in the face. Trowa screams and knocks Heero flat on his ass and starts whipping Heero's ass as hard as he can with the buckle of the belt. Duo jumps out of nowhere and whips Trowa straight across the back. Trowa chases after him and Heero staggers up, limping.
Wufei whacks Duo across the jaw with the buckle. Duo whacks Wufei's thigh.
Heero confronts Quatre. "C'mon, hit me!" Heero stands stationary, waiting. Quatre quivers and lets the belt fall on Heero. It just makes a patting sound on Heero's chest.
"No Quatre, like this!" Heero grabs Quatre's hand and makes the belt slap across his face. Quatre cries, "This is wrong!"
Later on, the boys compare their bruises. Duo has a black eye the shape of a square or the buckle. Heero pulls down his pants a little to inspect the bruises on his ass. He laughs his ass off. There were bruises so deep they were turning yellow.
Heero laughs, "Somewhere along the line, someone whipped my crotch. It hurts!"
They all laughed and pointed.
"Shut up! It's not funny!" Heero held 'down there' in defense.
~
Um. Yeah. That was disturbing.
By Akemi Maxwell
9/27/03
My friends and I made these scenes and some were off television. Yes, we are all idiots.
~
Heero: Get ready! Duo: 3-2-1! Both: GO! Both start egging cars. Driver: I can't see! AAAAAAGGHH! * crashes * Heero and Duo stare at each other, drop the eggs, and run.
~
Heero and Duo are hanging out at the Raley's parking lot. They're bored and wondering what to do when Duo spots an abandoned shopping cart. "Hey!" He grabs the cart and brings it back. "Heero, get in!"
Heero thinks this is funny, so he jumps in. Duo starts pushing, breaking into a run. He runs towards a bush. He lets go. Heero rockets straight into the bush, his feet sticking out of the top.
Heero's pushing Duo when the cart's wheels jam, the cart topples over and Heero trips over it, smacking the asphalt. Minutes later the sirens of cop cars could be heard and the boys scramble out of the parking lot.
~
Heero and Duo are down the street, trying to get some honey out of the beehive, which is located in a nearby bush. Heero throws a rock at the hive and the bees come swarming out. Heero screams as they swarm around him and he runs like a mad bitch towards their house, jumping the fence and diving into their pool.
Duo rips the hive from the bush and runs screaming into the house as the bees swarm him. He manages to close the door before they get in. He lays the hive on the counter and grabs a hammer. He smashes half of it, searching for the queen. He finds her.
Suddenly the bees break through the window in a mad ass fury and sting at Duo. He grabs the hive and throws it out the window. Heero catches it and runs, Duo along side him, the bees chasing. Duo has the queen in his hand.
"Duo!" Heero pants, "You idiot! Kill the queen!"
"No," Duo seems to be controlled by her scent, "I am her drone."
"Kill her!"
Duo stops and screams in fury, holding up the queen. Suddenly, he starts ripping her apart with his teeth. Heero pukes. Soon they're back in the house, enjoying some honeycomb.
~
Drunken ass Duo tries crawling into the car from the window. Heero yells, "Ho! Ho!" trying to pull Duo back out.
"Don't call me a ho!" Duo shrieks.
~
In a restaurant:
Duo starts choking on some food and Heero uses the Heimlich maneuver. Duo screams, "Wait! Wait! Wait!" at the top of his lungs.
Later on:
"I pretended to choke so I can scream 'wait'," Duo laughs. "Wait! Wait! Wait!"
Heero drags him out of the restaurant while Duo screams.
~
The gang gets ready to play "belt wars". All of them pick their weapons-the belts. They were no protection-no cups, no goggles and no padding.
Heero whips Trowa in the face. Trowa screams and knocks Heero flat on his ass and starts whipping Heero's ass as hard as he can with the buckle of the belt. Duo jumps out of nowhere and whips Trowa straight across the back. Trowa chases after him and Heero staggers up, limping.
Wufei whacks Duo across the jaw with the buckle. Duo whacks Wufei's thigh.
Heero confronts Quatre. "C'mon, hit me!" Heero stands stationary, waiting. Quatre quivers and lets the belt fall on Heero. It just makes a patting sound on Heero's chest.
"No Quatre, like this!" Heero grabs Quatre's hand and makes the belt slap across his face. Quatre cries, "This is wrong!"
Later on, the boys compare their bruises. Duo has a black eye the shape of a square or the buckle. Heero pulls down his pants a little to inspect the bruises on his ass. He laughs his ass off. There were bruises so deep they were turning yellow.
Heero laughs, "Somewhere along the line, someone whipped my crotch. It hurts!"
They all laughed and pointed.
"Shut up! It's not funny!" Heero held 'down there' in defense.
~
Um. Yeah. That was disturbing.