Thor: Just woke up to the song of the birds outside my window. #goodtobeback
Loki: And did you hear the sound of squawking after that? That was me killing them. #Icantfuckingsleep
Thor: :( Brother, why must you always ruin my pleasantries?
Loki: Because you're a #paininmyasgardiansoul and I hate you.
Thor: I think someone needs a hug.
Loki: Fuck off.
Thor: *HUGS*
Loki: No, no hugs Thor.
Thor: *LARGE HUGS*
Loki: DAMNIT, THOR!
Frigga: Odin Darling, it's our anniversary tomorrow! #truelove #yourememberedright
Odin: wHAT?!
Odin: I mean, of course it is! Ha ha, I would never forget such a thing!
Frigga: -_-
Frigga: Did you forget again?
Odin: ...
Odin: *odinsleep*
Thor: hahahahfaa ha my neme is Thor and I have a stuupid hammer! ps Loki kicks Thors ass in mariokart
Thor: Brother! How did you get into my account?! I shall have to get the man of iron here to help...
Loki: Oh, that. I was ridiculously drunk when I did that. #alisthacker
Thor: I will tell mother!
Loki: Go ahead.
Thor: I will tell father!
Loki: ...no Thor wait
Sif: Where is this party everyone speaks of?
Volstagg: Party? What sort of party? #willtherebesustenance
Thor: Friends! Party on the dark world! We shall have fun frolicking amongst the dust and darkness!
Loki: Sounds lovely...
Frigga: Not until you clean your room, Loki.
Loki: But mother-
Thor: Mother is right. Your room looks like it has been unearthed by a Bilgesnipe. #doyourlaundry
Loki: Thor Yes, like yours is so much better. #GFY
Thor: At least mine is not littered with equestrian weekly magazines. #weallknow
Loki: Thor ... you are dead to me.
Odin: Thor when are you going to bring your girlfriend home to meet us?
Frigga: Thor yes, we are dying to meet her!
Thor: It is complicated, mother. She lives worlds away.
Odin: I still don't really approve of your relationship with that human. Find yourself an Asgardian. Anyone. Really.
Thor: Desperate much, father? #calmethdown
Odin: I mean it. I would rather see you with anyone who lives here than see you live out a relationship so unrealistic. Look around! Maybe someone here will strike your liking.
Loki: Thor much longer until you come back to bed? :) #imwaiting
Frigga: O.O
Odin: I... O.O
Thor: Loki Stop your...lies... brother. #nothinggoingonhere
Loki: Thor That's not what you said last night.
Thor: Loki LOKI DESIST. #heisthegodofliessee
Odin: ...
Frigga: ...
Loki: Thor hurry up and get me off so I can clean up the scandal I just created.
Fandral: Well, that escalated quickly.
King_Loki: Ehehehe! My new name is better than all of yours!
Thor: You are not king, brother.
King_Loki: Shut up, Thor. It is my birthright! #donthatemecauseyouaintme
Odin: To show you that I can have a better name and once again ruin Loki's spotlight, I shall change mine.
Allfather_Badass: Does this name not suit me? #2cool4rule
Frigga: Oh, darling. Very becoming. #rawr Maybe I'll change mine!
HotMama: Like it?
Allfather_Badass: HotMama Your sudden display of promiscuity is intriguing.
iheartpoptarts: Ewwww
King_Loki: iheartpoptarts Really Thor? Really?
ihatepoptarts: I do not know of whom you speak! #whoisThor #icertainlydontknow
King_Loki: iheartpoptarts Next time, choose something you don't eat ten times a day, you stupid oaf. #verycovert
ihatepoptarts: :(
ImWatchingYou: Greetings! Guess who? ;) #gatekeeper
King_Loki: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Loki: Weeeeeee wish you a mrry christmas we wash you a merty christmas we wish you a merry chustmans and a herpy new yearwait wheres my bathroom
Thor: Odin Frigga Loki is drunk again.
Loki: Nono no no, somebody got drunk, and I'm not sayin who.
Loki: ... it waz me.
Thor: *sigh* This is madness.
Loki: Is it madness? Is it?! IS IToh gODS I've gottathrow up\;'gain
Sif: I am most definitely screenshotting this.