Hey there YinYanChan here with her second story!!!
Summary: Place a smartass Bulma, a dependable Chi Chi, a lovable Goku, a stubborn Vegeta, and a sneaky King Vegeta into a palace on the distant planet of Vegeta-sei and put a forced binding marriage on Bulma and Vegeta and what do you get? A big barrel of laughs I should say.
Disclaimer: If I owned DBZ this would be on film and getting ready to be sold at video stores near you and not on FF.Net. Unfortunately that will never happen.
Why Me?
Bulma and Chi Chi have been flying through space for about 10 days now and they were close to running out of supplies. It was about 10 days ago they left Earth to get away from meteors that eventually destroyed the Earth. They were hoping to get to an Earth drifter colony that was floating in coordinate X-07Y only to be stuck on a one way route to the uncharted region of XXX-9 thanks to a computer malfunction that Bulma is now trying to fix.
"Stupid Computer!!!" Bulma yelled trying to find what caused the malfunction.
"Bulma please calm down you're only going to make things worse!" Chi Chi yelled back at Bulma.
"Listen Chi I know what I'm doing!!!" Bulma said looking like she had finally given up and started to hit and kick the machine.
"Bulma I'm no engineer or computer expert but I don't think hitting the computer is actually the right way to fix this problem." Chi Chi stated matter of factly
"Shut it Chi!!!" Bulma retorted haughtily and checked the computer coordinates again only to get a sudden surprise.
"OH NO!!! Chi we have a problem!" Bulma said terrified
"What Bulma? What's the problem!?" Chi Chi asked
"The coordinates suddenly just picked up a planet and we are heading straight for it!!!" Bulma yelled.
"Well what are you waiting for!? Keep hitting the stupid thing so we can get off of this course!!!" Chi Chi yelled and tried her best to help Bulma but it was too late. The gravitational pull of the planet had already caught their ship and was pulling them in for a landing a very rough landing.
Bulma remarkably pushed the landing gear button just in time to save them from a terrible crash but it was still a crash and the ship came plummeting down and landed on its side.
Bulma and Chi Chi were thankfully able to crawl out and walk away from that crash.
"Ow. . . Hey!? Where are we Bulma?" Chi Chi asked concerned
"Well I would know where we were if this wasn't uncharted area Chi so unfortunately I don't have a clue where we are." Bulma stated
"Wow Bulma look at this place! It's all red!!! Just a big red land mass!!!" Chi Chi exclaimed taking a look around at their surroundings.
"Well Chi we better start looking for some place we can get parts for the ship." Bulma said getting some supplies they might need and some good capsules.
"Parts? How do you know there is a place that sells parts on this planet when it's uncharted!?" Chi Chi asked demandingly
"I don't know but the computer picked up life forms on this planet near equivalent to us so I'm just assuming here." Bulma stated
(A/N I'm tired of writing Chi Chi all the time since my computer won't let me explain that it is a name and I have to go over the stupid spell check to get rid of the red lines under it.)
Well Chi gathered her stuff that she would need and they began a long trek towards the place Bulma was getting life form signals from her computer.
They kept on walking for what seemed hours in the hot sun and it seemed to Chi that Bulma was starting to get angry and getting ready to loose her marbles.
"What a dumb place!!!" Bulma screamed and Chi knew that was the signal that Bulma had had enough and was now loosing it.
"I bet even the water is red to!!!" Bulma cried very frustrated with how things had turned out.
They walked along until they came across a nice crystal clear BLUE river.
"YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS TO SPITE ME AREN'T YOU!?" Bulma yelled at the river.
"Uh Bulma get a grip dear it's just a river." Chi said worriedly
"OH so now you're against me to! Well fine be that way!" Bulma said angrily and Chi just shook her head and they continued on thinking that they would never find the life forms that Bulma's computer had picked up.
"You know Bulma I think we should take a rest! We're both pretty tired and it looks like you need it the most." Chi stated so that Bulma would at least be able to pull herself together if they rested for a little bit.
"Great idea Chi!" Bulma exclaimed and they both sat down under a rock for some shade.
"Bulma why didn't we just use the capsule hover bikes?" Chi asked
"Well for one thing they need gas and gas is something we do not have and if we ran out and then we finally meet these life forms and they're man eating savages then we wouldn't be able to get away." Bulma stated
"Oh" was all Chi had to say and they rested for a little bit but then suddenly from out of nowhere two huge bulky men wearing some sort of armor and waving two long and pointy spears at them appeared.
One was tall and balled and just plain huge and the other was near an average size and had long hair past his knees
The two men seized the girls and literally pointed them in a direction and made them go that way.
"OUCH! Gee if I had known I was going to be invited to the poking party of the century I would've brought my fire poker along for the ride!" Bulma stated sarcastically
"Bulma shut-up!" Chi said to her friend
Soon they had made it to a large city with other beings like the two men and they noticed a few women but only a few in the huge city. They saw tall primitive buildings then short but high tech little buildings but then they saw it.
A palace that was so huge that it expanded most of the land on the opposite side of the city. It was very high tech looking unlike the traditional palaces that were found on earth but it was still amazing to look at.
The big burly men escorted them inside and led them through many different hallways until they came across two huge ivory doors.
The Guards pulled them open and pushed in the two stunned girls.
It was a throne room and on the throne was a scowling man who had hair like a flame and a well trimmed goatee who was wearing a more regal armor than the two men that Bulma and Chi were escorted by.
"What is the meaning of this intrusion Nappa and Raditz?" The man on the throne boomed in our direction.
"We found these two trespassing on our planet sire!" The long haired one spoke out
"Really? Hmm tell me girls what planet are you from?" He said in an almost pleasant and calm demeanor
Chi automatically responded "Earth" with a smile.
"CHI!!! You numskull! You are telling people who we don't know and even worse are holding us hostages for all we know and you just up and answer them! The Nerve!" Bulma yelled haughtily at Chi
The monarch was through of Bulma's ranting and raving at Chi since she decided to continue on and on with her lecture.
"Enough!!! We will give you a fair punishment for landing here without notifying us first!!!" The King said and was about to tell Bulma and Chi their punishments but before he could utter a single word.
*BOOM* the doors crashed open and one door even fell off it's hinges when a man a little bit shorter in size than the man on the throne but looked exactly like him and without a goatee stormed into the room.
"Old Man! I would like to have a word. . ." But the newcomer was suddenly cut off when Bulma yelled at him
"Wait a second buddy first come first serve!!! I believe we were here first waiting for our proper punishment!" everyone in the room went silent as Bulma yelled at the "Prince" meaning Bulma was in trouble.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!?" He roared while pointing at Bulma and looking at the man on the throne
"What are these things doing here in the royal palace!!?" He yelled again looking very angrily at Bulma
'Oh he did not just call me a thing' Bulma thought of course there was no way in hell that she was going to let this creep say anything like that to her after all she was the Bulma Briefs.
"THINGS!!!? The only Thing I see here is you!!!" The King was shocked by what Bulma just yelled at his son and by the look on the prince's face he was to. The King was enjoying it he had started to chuckle at the girl who actually dared to insult the Prince of Vegeta-Sei
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHO I AM!?" The prince yelled back
"No but I couldn't care less!" Bulma replied indifferently
The King got rid of the chuckles and was now laughing but was trying to conceal it with his hand. After all the look on the Prince's face would have made anyone laugh. The look of total bewilderment was etched across the Prince's face and was soon replaced by pure rage.
"I AM PRINCE VEGETA!!! PRINCE OF VEGETA-SEI!!!" He screamed at her.
"Oh I am so sorry Mr. High and Mighty Pain in the Ass I do apologize!" Bulma yelled sarcastically back at him.
Chi was scared and the King was having a laughing fit and the two people that just seemed to center on each other screaming their guts out were the center of attention.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!?" The prince roared with rage.
"You heard me oh butty one!" Bulma said while performing a curtsy at him just to mock him.
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME ON MY PLANET!!!" The prince screamed totally going red in the face due to anger.
"Your Planet? I don't see your name on it anywhere." Bulma stated while pouting.
The King was enjoying the show no one has ever dared to speak to his son that way. After all his son had achieved the legendary status and no one disregarded his order without getting the consequences yet the little Earth girl was actually getting him flustered. He thought it odd that his son hadn't killed the girl yet.
They were still arguing when King Vegeta finally had enough of their bickering. He started to hand out the punishments for Bulma and Chi after he told Bulma and Vegeta to stop (Yeah right them stop arguing?)
King Vegeta pointed at Chi and said "You will be the peace between these two." King Vegeta glanced over in Bulma and Vegeta's direction who were actually still fighting but whispering to each other little threats.
"Say bye bye little miss wacko who desperately needs a brain." Vegeta whispered harshly at Bulma.
"A brain? I've already got a genius brain thank you unlike you." Bulma retorted
"You know I know of a good bathroom that needs some scrubbing. Maybe when father tells you you're a slave you can go have yourself a scrubbing party." Vegeta whispered back fiercely
"Go clean it yourself. I don't understand how your father could put up with such a son like you maybe he'd rather have a nice daughter instead. That way you can go have your own scrubbing party and I'll be a princess." She whispered haughtily back at him.
"All right you two!!! Settle down!!! I'm now ready to give you both your punishments." He said with a smirk
"BOTH!? What do you mean BOTH!!!?" The prince exclaimed.
"Well you did break my brand new door so it's fitting that you should be punished as well." King Vegeta said indifferently
The prince looked shamefully down at his feet.
"As I was saying. . . You two will be married!" King Vegeta said happily and smiled.
"WHAT!!!?" was Bulma and Vegeta's reply
"Your Majesty! This is cruel and unusual punishment! I mean come on you gave Chi an easy punishment and I would rather die than marry that THING!!!" Bulma yelled
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A THING!!!?" The prince yelled back at her
"YOU! You thing!!!" She screamed at the prince
While Bulma and Prince Vegeta were arguing about whom was the "THING" The King motioned to Chi to come over so he could whisper in her ear.
"Yeah sure I gave you the easy punishment alright, if you think keeping those two from arguing is easy." The King snickered while Chi giggled at his remark and he turned to the still bickering soon to be couple.
"VEGETA!!! KNOCK IT OFF! SAME FOR YOU TO YOUNG LADY!!! Now Vegeta take the girl and show her your bed chamber and get her settled in and we will then plan for the wedding!!! Which will be tomorrow!!!" The King exclaimed excitedly after all he wanted his son to be married and have children.
Vegeta and Bulma had their mouths agape in shock. Their eyes were also bugged out of their sockets but of course Vegeta quickly got rid of that look for ego purposes.
Well Vegeta took Bulma by the arm and commenced to drag her out of the throne room to his room with her kicking and screaming at him all the way. As soon as they were out of sight the whole throne room burst out in laughter. Even the servants were having a ball at the sight they had just seen. No one has ever stood up to the prince and low and behold a weak little Earth woman was able to get him madder than hell.
Well Bulma and Vegeta finally made it to his room which seemed like forever seeing as they walked on and on down hallways that seemed to go ever then the stairs were the same way. Bulma was exhausted while the prince had just kept trudging on.
"Well here we are and please don't make yourself at home because I'm going to find a way to make you a slave and not my wife!" Vegeta stated to her while he showed her the utilities in the expanse room.
"GOOD!!! Better yet just kill me! I'd rather be dead than have a husband like you even if it meant being a queen!!! I have a boyfriend at a drifter colony and his name is Yamcha and he would make a better husband than you would." Bulma stated back to Vegeta
"Are you saying that I could never be a good enough husband for you!?" He yelled at her
"You bet your little ass." Bulma said snobbishly
"You should feel honored!!! I'm the strongest man in the universe and the smartest and HEY!? Are you laughing!? STOP!!!" Vegeta yelled at Bulma as she continued to laugh.
"I will when you leave out the smart part." She snickered at him. "By the way it sounds to me like you're trying to win me over." She looked over at a blushing Vegeta who quickly got rid of the blush. "What's the matter? I bet all the women swooned when you came around just because you were the prince and now that you have finally found a woman that is not interested you found a challenge am I right?" Bulma said and found herself smirking when he couldn't find the right words to get a good retort.
"Listen I have to go to a meeting and get everything we need for the wedding but I will be trying my best to convince father to cancel this stupid arrangement. You will not leave this hallway nor will you leave this castle without my permission!!!" Vegeta said haughtily and stormed out of the room.
When he slammed the door behind him She did a mock curtsy again and said "Yes Sir." In a sarcastic manner.
After awhile when Bulma was a inspecting the room there was a knock at the door and it was Chi led by a guard. The guard bowed to Bulma in respect and then went of to do his job at the throne room.
Well Bulma and Chi talked on Bulma's new big huge bed. (A/n I wonder how Vegeta would take it if Bulma invited a whole band of girls to just sit and wallow all over his bed. I don't think he'd be amused.)
Then after considerable amount of time talking Bulma suddenly got an idea.
"Hey Chi!!! There are enough blankets on this bed to cover a thousand beds!!! We could make a rope out of them and climb down from the window!!!" Bulma, clearly out of her mind, yelled happily.
Chi just looked at her worriedly and helped her after all she was hoping to get out of here soon. All though the guard that led her here was a little cute to her anyway 'I think his name was Goku.' She said getting a blush on her face.
Well they had a rope ready and they scaled the castle wall down to the ground and started a search for a space port for a space ship.
They soon came across one. Only a few problems though and one it was real small so they would both have to cram in and two there was a guard near by.
They casually walked up to the pod and of course the guard asked them what their business was there.
"Um we are with the bride for the Prince and um she had asked us to get an exotic range of flowers for the bouquet!" Bulma said
"But doesn't the palace already have an exotic garden?" the man asked the two girls.
"Yeah one problem dude! THEY'RE ALL RED!!!! The bride doesn't like red all that well anymore." Bulma yelled at the guard.
The guard finally gave in when Bulma used the "Well the Prince isn't going to like the fact that you didn't let us go get his precious brides bouquet." So he let them get the space pod without any hesitation.
End of Chapter 1!
Phew 10 pages just for you guys hope you like it! A preview for next chapter!!! Bulma and Chi Chi arrive on a drifter colony! Uh-oh is this a ship with the Vegeta-sei Royal emblem on it!?
Well laters!
YinYanChan
Summary: Place a smartass Bulma, a dependable Chi Chi, a lovable Goku, a stubborn Vegeta, and a sneaky King Vegeta into a palace on the distant planet of Vegeta-sei and put a forced binding marriage on Bulma and Vegeta and what do you get? A big barrel of laughs I should say.
Disclaimer: If I owned DBZ this would be on film and getting ready to be sold at video stores near you and not on FF.Net. Unfortunately that will never happen.
Why Me?
Bulma and Chi Chi have been flying through space for about 10 days now and they were close to running out of supplies. It was about 10 days ago they left Earth to get away from meteors that eventually destroyed the Earth. They were hoping to get to an Earth drifter colony that was floating in coordinate X-07Y only to be stuck on a one way route to the uncharted region of XXX-9 thanks to a computer malfunction that Bulma is now trying to fix.
"Stupid Computer!!!" Bulma yelled trying to find what caused the malfunction.
"Bulma please calm down you're only going to make things worse!" Chi Chi yelled back at Bulma.
"Listen Chi I know what I'm doing!!!" Bulma said looking like she had finally given up and started to hit and kick the machine.
"Bulma I'm no engineer or computer expert but I don't think hitting the computer is actually the right way to fix this problem." Chi Chi stated matter of factly
"Shut it Chi!!!" Bulma retorted haughtily and checked the computer coordinates again only to get a sudden surprise.
"OH NO!!! Chi we have a problem!" Bulma said terrified
"What Bulma? What's the problem!?" Chi Chi asked
"The coordinates suddenly just picked up a planet and we are heading straight for it!!!" Bulma yelled.
"Well what are you waiting for!? Keep hitting the stupid thing so we can get off of this course!!!" Chi Chi yelled and tried her best to help Bulma but it was too late. The gravitational pull of the planet had already caught their ship and was pulling them in for a landing a very rough landing.
Bulma remarkably pushed the landing gear button just in time to save them from a terrible crash but it was still a crash and the ship came plummeting down and landed on its side.
Bulma and Chi Chi were thankfully able to crawl out and walk away from that crash.
"Ow. . . Hey!? Where are we Bulma?" Chi Chi asked concerned
"Well I would know where we were if this wasn't uncharted area Chi so unfortunately I don't have a clue where we are." Bulma stated
"Wow Bulma look at this place! It's all red!!! Just a big red land mass!!!" Chi Chi exclaimed taking a look around at their surroundings.
"Well Chi we better start looking for some place we can get parts for the ship." Bulma said getting some supplies they might need and some good capsules.
"Parts? How do you know there is a place that sells parts on this planet when it's uncharted!?" Chi Chi asked demandingly
"I don't know but the computer picked up life forms on this planet near equivalent to us so I'm just assuming here." Bulma stated
(A/N I'm tired of writing Chi Chi all the time since my computer won't let me explain that it is a name and I have to go over the stupid spell check to get rid of the red lines under it.)
Well Chi gathered her stuff that she would need and they began a long trek towards the place Bulma was getting life form signals from her computer.
They kept on walking for what seemed hours in the hot sun and it seemed to Chi that Bulma was starting to get angry and getting ready to loose her marbles.
"What a dumb place!!!" Bulma screamed and Chi knew that was the signal that Bulma had had enough and was now loosing it.
"I bet even the water is red to!!!" Bulma cried very frustrated with how things had turned out.
They walked along until they came across a nice crystal clear BLUE river.
"YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS TO SPITE ME AREN'T YOU!?" Bulma yelled at the river.
"Uh Bulma get a grip dear it's just a river." Chi said worriedly
"OH so now you're against me to! Well fine be that way!" Bulma said angrily and Chi just shook her head and they continued on thinking that they would never find the life forms that Bulma's computer had picked up.
"You know Bulma I think we should take a rest! We're both pretty tired and it looks like you need it the most." Chi stated so that Bulma would at least be able to pull herself together if they rested for a little bit.
"Great idea Chi!" Bulma exclaimed and they both sat down under a rock for some shade.
"Bulma why didn't we just use the capsule hover bikes?" Chi asked
"Well for one thing they need gas and gas is something we do not have and if we ran out and then we finally meet these life forms and they're man eating savages then we wouldn't be able to get away." Bulma stated
"Oh" was all Chi had to say and they rested for a little bit but then suddenly from out of nowhere two huge bulky men wearing some sort of armor and waving two long and pointy spears at them appeared.
One was tall and balled and just plain huge and the other was near an average size and had long hair past his knees
The two men seized the girls and literally pointed them in a direction and made them go that way.
"OUCH! Gee if I had known I was going to be invited to the poking party of the century I would've brought my fire poker along for the ride!" Bulma stated sarcastically
"Bulma shut-up!" Chi said to her friend
Soon they had made it to a large city with other beings like the two men and they noticed a few women but only a few in the huge city. They saw tall primitive buildings then short but high tech little buildings but then they saw it.
A palace that was so huge that it expanded most of the land on the opposite side of the city. It was very high tech looking unlike the traditional palaces that were found on earth but it was still amazing to look at.
The big burly men escorted them inside and led them through many different hallways until they came across two huge ivory doors.
The Guards pulled them open and pushed in the two stunned girls.
It was a throne room and on the throne was a scowling man who had hair like a flame and a well trimmed goatee who was wearing a more regal armor than the two men that Bulma and Chi were escorted by.
"What is the meaning of this intrusion Nappa and Raditz?" The man on the throne boomed in our direction.
"We found these two trespassing on our planet sire!" The long haired one spoke out
"Really? Hmm tell me girls what planet are you from?" He said in an almost pleasant and calm demeanor
Chi automatically responded "Earth" with a smile.
"CHI!!! You numskull! You are telling people who we don't know and even worse are holding us hostages for all we know and you just up and answer them! The Nerve!" Bulma yelled haughtily at Chi
The monarch was through of Bulma's ranting and raving at Chi since she decided to continue on and on with her lecture.
"Enough!!! We will give you a fair punishment for landing here without notifying us first!!!" The King said and was about to tell Bulma and Chi their punishments but before he could utter a single word.
*BOOM* the doors crashed open and one door even fell off it's hinges when a man a little bit shorter in size than the man on the throne but looked exactly like him and without a goatee stormed into the room.
"Old Man! I would like to have a word. . ." But the newcomer was suddenly cut off when Bulma yelled at him
"Wait a second buddy first come first serve!!! I believe we were here first waiting for our proper punishment!" everyone in the room went silent as Bulma yelled at the "Prince" meaning Bulma was in trouble.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!?" He roared while pointing at Bulma and looking at the man on the throne
"What are these things doing here in the royal palace!!?" He yelled again looking very angrily at Bulma
'Oh he did not just call me a thing' Bulma thought of course there was no way in hell that she was going to let this creep say anything like that to her after all she was the Bulma Briefs.
"THINGS!!!? The only Thing I see here is you!!!" The King was shocked by what Bulma just yelled at his son and by the look on the prince's face he was to. The King was enjoying it he had started to chuckle at the girl who actually dared to insult the Prince of Vegeta-Sei
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHO I AM!?" The prince yelled back
"No but I couldn't care less!" Bulma replied indifferently
The King got rid of the chuckles and was now laughing but was trying to conceal it with his hand. After all the look on the Prince's face would have made anyone laugh. The look of total bewilderment was etched across the Prince's face and was soon replaced by pure rage.
"I AM PRINCE VEGETA!!! PRINCE OF VEGETA-SEI!!!" He screamed at her.
"Oh I am so sorry Mr. High and Mighty Pain in the Ass I do apologize!" Bulma yelled sarcastically back at him.
Chi was scared and the King was having a laughing fit and the two people that just seemed to center on each other screaming their guts out were the center of attention.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!?" The prince roared with rage.
"You heard me oh butty one!" Bulma said while performing a curtsy at him just to mock him.
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME ON MY PLANET!!!" The prince screamed totally going red in the face due to anger.
"Your Planet? I don't see your name on it anywhere." Bulma stated while pouting.
The King was enjoying the show no one has ever dared to speak to his son that way. After all his son had achieved the legendary status and no one disregarded his order without getting the consequences yet the little Earth girl was actually getting him flustered. He thought it odd that his son hadn't killed the girl yet.
They were still arguing when King Vegeta finally had enough of their bickering. He started to hand out the punishments for Bulma and Chi after he told Bulma and Vegeta to stop (Yeah right them stop arguing?)
King Vegeta pointed at Chi and said "You will be the peace between these two." King Vegeta glanced over in Bulma and Vegeta's direction who were actually still fighting but whispering to each other little threats.
"Say bye bye little miss wacko who desperately needs a brain." Vegeta whispered harshly at Bulma.
"A brain? I've already got a genius brain thank you unlike you." Bulma retorted
"You know I know of a good bathroom that needs some scrubbing. Maybe when father tells you you're a slave you can go have yourself a scrubbing party." Vegeta whispered back fiercely
"Go clean it yourself. I don't understand how your father could put up with such a son like you maybe he'd rather have a nice daughter instead. That way you can go have your own scrubbing party and I'll be a princess." She whispered haughtily back at him.
"All right you two!!! Settle down!!! I'm now ready to give you both your punishments." He said with a smirk
"BOTH!? What do you mean BOTH!!!?" The prince exclaimed.
"Well you did break my brand new door so it's fitting that you should be punished as well." King Vegeta said indifferently
The prince looked shamefully down at his feet.
"As I was saying. . . You two will be married!" King Vegeta said happily and smiled.
"WHAT!!!?" was Bulma and Vegeta's reply
"Your Majesty! This is cruel and unusual punishment! I mean come on you gave Chi an easy punishment and I would rather die than marry that THING!!!" Bulma yelled
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A THING!!!?" The prince yelled back at her
"YOU! You thing!!!" She screamed at the prince
While Bulma and Prince Vegeta were arguing about whom was the "THING" The King motioned to Chi to come over so he could whisper in her ear.
"Yeah sure I gave you the easy punishment alright, if you think keeping those two from arguing is easy." The King snickered while Chi giggled at his remark and he turned to the still bickering soon to be couple.
"VEGETA!!! KNOCK IT OFF! SAME FOR YOU TO YOUNG LADY!!! Now Vegeta take the girl and show her your bed chamber and get her settled in and we will then plan for the wedding!!! Which will be tomorrow!!!" The King exclaimed excitedly after all he wanted his son to be married and have children.
Vegeta and Bulma had their mouths agape in shock. Their eyes were also bugged out of their sockets but of course Vegeta quickly got rid of that look for ego purposes.
Well Vegeta took Bulma by the arm and commenced to drag her out of the throne room to his room with her kicking and screaming at him all the way. As soon as they were out of sight the whole throne room burst out in laughter. Even the servants were having a ball at the sight they had just seen. No one has ever stood up to the prince and low and behold a weak little Earth woman was able to get him madder than hell.
Well Bulma and Vegeta finally made it to his room which seemed like forever seeing as they walked on and on down hallways that seemed to go ever then the stairs were the same way. Bulma was exhausted while the prince had just kept trudging on.
"Well here we are and please don't make yourself at home because I'm going to find a way to make you a slave and not my wife!" Vegeta stated to her while he showed her the utilities in the expanse room.
"GOOD!!! Better yet just kill me! I'd rather be dead than have a husband like you even if it meant being a queen!!! I have a boyfriend at a drifter colony and his name is Yamcha and he would make a better husband than you would." Bulma stated back to Vegeta
"Are you saying that I could never be a good enough husband for you!?" He yelled at her
"You bet your little ass." Bulma said snobbishly
"You should feel honored!!! I'm the strongest man in the universe and the smartest and HEY!? Are you laughing!? STOP!!!" Vegeta yelled at Bulma as she continued to laugh.
"I will when you leave out the smart part." She snickered at him. "By the way it sounds to me like you're trying to win me over." She looked over at a blushing Vegeta who quickly got rid of the blush. "What's the matter? I bet all the women swooned when you came around just because you were the prince and now that you have finally found a woman that is not interested you found a challenge am I right?" Bulma said and found herself smirking when he couldn't find the right words to get a good retort.
"Listen I have to go to a meeting and get everything we need for the wedding but I will be trying my best to convince father to cancel this stupid arrangement. You will not leave this hallway nor will you leave this castle without my permission!!!" Vegeta said haughtily and stormed out of the room.
When he slammed the door behind him She did a mock curtsy again and said "Yes Sir." In a sarcastic manner.
After awhile when Bulma was a inspecting the room there was a knock at the door and it was Chi led by a guard. The guard bowed to Bulma in respect and then went of to do his job at the throne room.
Well Bulma and Chi talked on Bulma's new big huge bed. (A/n I wonder how Vegeta would take it if Bulma invited a whole band of girls to just sit and wallow all over his bed. I don't think he'd be amused.)
Then after considerable amount of time talking Bulma suddenly got an idea.
"Hey Chi!!! There are enough blankets on this bed to cover a thousand beds!!! We could make a rope out of them and climb down from the window!!!" Bulma, clearly out of her mind, yelled happily.
Chi just looked at her worriedly and helped her after all she was hoping to get out of here soon. All though the guard that led her here was a little cute to her anyway 'I think his name was Goku.' She said getting a blush on her face.
Well they had a rope ready and they scaled the castle wall down to the ground and started a search for a space port for a space ship.
They soon came across one. Only a few problems though and one it was real small so they would both have to cram in and two there was a guard near by.
They casually walked up to the pod and of course the guard asked them what their business was there.
"Um we are with the bride for the Prince and um she had asked us to get an exotic range of flowers for the bouquet!" Bulma said
"But doesn't the palace already have an exotic garden?" the man asked the two girls.
"Yeah one problem dude! THEY'RE ALL RED!!!! The bride doesn't like red all that well anymore." Bulma yelled at the guard.
The guard finally gave in when Bulma used the "Well the Prince isn't going to like the fact that you didn't let us go get his precious brides bouquet." So he let them get the space pod without any hesitation.
End of Chapter 1!
Phew 10 pages just for you guys hope you like it! A preview for next chapter!!! Bulma and Chi Chi arrive on a drifter colony! Uh-oh is this a ship with the Vegeta-sei Royal emblem on it!?
Well laters!
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