Now, we're gonna unleashed us some Fiolee Fan Fiction, but with a special twist in the story, good luck everyone.
Disclaimer:
Don't get your panties hose in a twist, this is just use for comedic matter, but the hell of it, bring your negative/troll comments to this story, who cares.
Now onto our story
As many Fiolee fan stories goes, they come a time where Fionna And Marshall Lee fall manly in love which other, they date each other, eventually Fionna gets impregnated by the Vampire King, then all the drama happen during Fionna's pregnancy, after one tedious birthing scene, they get along together forever, in a happy, heart-warning scene, in any other worse case scenario, Fionna nearly dies while giving birth, and Marshall Lee turn her into Vampire, goody, goody, Twilight reference, well not anymore:
Marshall Lee was playing his axe guitar, strumming it with every beat in his own house under the cave, until somebody was knocking on his door, Marshall Lee thought, "I wonder who would that be, I hope it's not anyone that I hate."
Without a further or two, he opened the door, and Fionna was there, true blue in the flesh, but something ain't right about her, take note that's she 16 now, nothing's wrong with adding a year to her current age, and she talk like a hillbilly now."I've been searching for a yellowbelly all year along and I have found my..."
Marshall Lee interrupted Fionna by put his two-cent sentence,"Fionna, didn't I say you're too young for me? I mean I'm over thousand years old, and you're just a Sixteen years old girl, it sound wrong in many field, even plain pedophilia."
Fionna wasn't listening and she has a derp face while listening to Marshall Lee and she said,"I want to date me, marry me, and have so many children with me."
Marshall Lee looked disturbed and told her,"Yeah, good luck with that. "As he was closing the door, Fionna rushed onto the door, taking rope out of her backpack, and tied rope all over him, "You're crazy, I can just escape this, I'm a Vampire."
"Of course I know you're a Vampire, so..", She pull out a bottle of holy water from her backpack,"I would use this when you tried to escape, now let's go dating." Fionna has a horse face and horse nay noise care be heard in the background, as she left Marsh Lee's house.
A montage, while which involve Fionna and Marshall Lee dating, which Marshall look in horror of Fionna doing would a girl regret to do, well not sexual thing, just thing that'll make a boy turn off and would break up with her, just like an overly-obsessive Fan girl of any kind, other than that, let's go back to our story with Fionna and Marshall, as in now, they're in Fionna and Cake's treehouse, this gonna be fun:
Fionna roared like Tarzan as he was carrying the dead cheetah and threw Marshall Lee onto the bed and told him,"Don't worry honeybuns, I'll back, a lot sexier then ever.", then she left Marshall Lee, alone and scared.
Marshall Lee said to himself,"Oh god, I'm too old to have children, and I don't want to make underage girl pregnant, I wish that somebody would help me, unless, dammit, I keep forgetting that I'm a Vampire!" Turn himself into a bat and exit out the treehouse, then return onto his house, and barricade the door so no one would enter his house ever again.
Disappointing, ain't it? You thought you were gonna get something longer, but what Marshall Lee did was smart, like any other T.V. show and Movies would fall to do whenever they're in trouble.
Well folks, it's fun to be back in the Fan fiction place, but cut to the chase, i'll be seeing you some other time.
Don't you sue me somehow production
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