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Im rittin storie cald Half-Life: Almoste Thair and doesnt know know where what do but i write anyway bcuz i luv 2!

Gordone Fretman was woking dowen teh rodd wen ALLIENZ ataked! Teh alienz wurr stronge but Gordone Freemants wit teh halp uf Joe Freeman, his broe. Teh sun was setting in teh middle half-way bottom of teh skie and Groden Freemants and Joe Freman shot teh allienss in teh legs and dey fells. Joe and Goredenn laffed bot it overed quick cuz den teh zombees atack ed! Joe shot dem. But teh zombees killed Groeden bye eetin hiz organz. Goreden fels and Joe yelld "No!" and was mad an angry an scream "I wil kills u! :(" and shot dem fast wit a guns wit yello bulets. A bunch of guiz jump out and said "NO! GORDEN IZ DEDS!" and one guy said "Y did he hav 2 dy?"

"Bcuz it was fates!" Gordone freman sed 2 teh guy.

"All u guiz!" screemd Joe freeman "Wee must goes ons! Gorden daid soe we liv!" he yelld 2 teh guiz. an jump on hiz car an drove off. He drove like the speed of light down teh road and kepped drivin down teh rode entil the the got 2 teh Combinz tower which used be nise place and joe's friend Jak livd dere until Combins cam. It wuz nice plase but combines wer dere!

"Joe Freeman, ur broe is ded n I hate uu!" yelled Dr. Bren.

"Dr. Breem, ur still alives?!"
To be continued.