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How do you explain that you want a divorce/to break up to an egotistical idiot who is so absessed with technology that he wouldn't notice that your and his house is on fire and you are burning to death (this being a metaphor of coarse)? Well i'll tell you.
Max's step to dump your dude
Step 1. Take his stupid computer and drop it in some water or throw it out a window (this works with whatever is distracting him from you or life)
Step 2. Give him a good death glare to know you mean buisness
Step 3. Say "- I want a divorce" or "- I want to break up"
Step 4. If he proceeds to grovel litterally take your foot open the door and litterally kick him out of the house!
I am Maximum Martinez Ride. Yes, I changed my middle name to Martinez to comply with my previous choice of last name Ride. The previous steps you just had to endure are the exact tips I used to divorce my now ex-husband Fang. Tonight will also forever be known as the night F.A.X. died. For those of you who don't know our previous story up until now I will explain (A.N. this is for all readers I changed it a bit.). The Flock consists of Me/Max, Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, Gazzy and Angel. We are seven 2% bird 98% human hybrids. We were born as normal kids but were either taken or donated to the 'School' which was a hell hole run by evil scientist dudes and owned by ITEX. We went through alot and Fang and I eventully grew feelings for each other. In the end we basically went through hell to save Earth and you people AND NOT ONE THANK YOU! Fang and I later got married and were pretty happy until his blog took over his life and he started reading *shudder* Fanfiction. He never paid any attention and I had to support us both because that low life can't keep a job. Which led to me throwing a fit (and a vase) and kicking sorry butt out. This was also the night Fang decided to announce he was gay! This caused me to be curious so I checked his internet history (I found out you could do it from a different computer) and I happened to stumble across his fanfiction history and almost everything on there was either Fylan or Figgy. So... yeah sorry to sign off early I will try to answer some of your questions tomorrow but I have to go get Gazzy out of Jail. Wonder what he did this time. ~Maximum Ride