A/N: Okay, this is just a random story I came up with while I was
reeaaallly hyper! I apologize if it's boring right now but it'll get
better!
Here goes!
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me!!!
"Oh, Harry dear, would you like some crumpets?" Aunt Petunia asked her dearest nephew, Harry Potter.
"Why yes, Aunt Petunia, I would like some crumpets." Harry replied cheerful as he always was when he came back from school after watching someone he knew die.
"HIYA, HARRY!" A loud voice boomed from down the hallway of the kitchen where Harry sat eating crumpets. It was none other than Harry's mentally handicapped cousin, Dudley Dursley.
"HARRY, I LEARNED TO READ YESTERDAY!' Dudley shouted at Harry, excitedly.
Harry smiled as he took another bite of crumpet; his cousin was so dear to him. He remembered the times they shared cleaning the Dursley's toilet and eating Twinkies. At last, Uncle Vernon walked into the kitchen, as cheerful as ever.
"Vernon dear, please eat something." Petunia nagged "You're so underweight!"
This was true, in contrast to Petunia who was quite plump; Vernon only weighed 96 pounds for the tender age of 43.
"Oh Petunia, I ate yesterday morning!" Vernon replied, grinning. He kissed his wife on the cheek. "So Harry, did you sleep well?"
"Yes, very well." Harry said, taking another crumpet. "Dudley was just telling me how he learned to read yesterday."
Vernon shook his head, "No, he really just learned some of his ABC's all the way from A to E." Vernon smiled, "But let's not ruin the boy's fun and let him think he has learned to read."
Harry nodded in agreement, as he turned to Dudley who was smiling unnaturally widely. Harry turned to look out the window, it was such a beautiful day out, the birds were chirping and the flowers were blooming. It really made Harry want to take Dudley out for a walk, as long as Dudley had his leash on of course. That boy could really stir up trouble without wearing his leash every time he left the house.
"HEY HARRY! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?!" Dudley shouted in his ear.
Well-" Harry was about to reply when he suddenly felt a sharp bolt of pain in his lightning shaped scar on his forehead. Then another bolt and another...almost as if a thunder storm was occurring in his lightning shaped scar!
"OH MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR!!!!" Harry screamed in agony.
The Dursleys looked concerned but didn't go over to help, Harry frequently had this outbursts everyday, and they knew that he would be just fine.
"Ok, I'm fine now; I'm going to go upstairs to check on Hedwig." Harry told the Dursleys. They just smiled and nodded.
Harry trudged up the stairs to his room, where he wasn't surprised to find Hedwig, laying on his bed eating chocolate cupcakes. The snowy white owl was at least sixty pounds now, and Harry knew he would have to put her on a diet soon...or else he would lose her....to the subway diet. Hedwig belched, apparently she got the message, and she swooped, well at least tried to swoop, but she fell in midair, and hit the floor with a loud thud. Harry picked up the fallen owl and placed her in her cage, with much difficulty. It was there Harry noticed a letter in Hedwig's cage, he carefully took it out to read it.
It read:
Dear Harry,
It is with a heavy heart we send you this letter. We are afraid your parents have been killed by Lord Voldemort. For this we are extremely sorry.
Signed,
The Ministry of Magic
Harry stared wide eyed at the letter. 'My parents...dead....wait, they've been dead all of my life. What are they talking about?' Harry shrugged, and turned to head back downstairs.
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The Dursley's waited for Harry in the kitchen, where Harry immediately told them of the letter.
"What is the meaning of this?!" Petunia bellowed, "They can't treat my nephew this way!!"
Vernon tried to calm her down, while still very angry himself. Dudley just kept smiling his very wide smile.
Indeed the whole family was taken aback when the ground began shaking and a person burst into their kitchen from the ceiling.
Much to Harry's surprise, it was the headmaster at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.
"Time to go!" Dumbledore shouted as he grabbed Harry around the waist and hoisted him into the air, where they were sucked into a magical magic portal of magical magic.
Alright..another year at Hogwarts..' Harry thought as they sailed along...
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A/N: I know an abrupt ending, the next chapter will be more interesting and longer. Please review *crosses fingers* please no flames!!!
Here goes!
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me!!!
"Oh, Harry dear, would you like some crumpets?" Aunt Petunia asked her dearest nephew, Harry Potter.
"Why yes, Aunt Petunia, I would like some crumpets." Harry replied cheerful as he always was when he came back from school after watching someone he knew die.
"HIYA, HARRY!" A loud voice boomed from down the hallway of the kitchen where Harry sat eating crumpets. It was none other than Harry's mentally handicapped cousin, Dudley Dursley.
"HARRY, I LEARNED TO READ YESTERDAY!' Dudley shouted at Harry, excitedly.
Harry smiled as he took another bite of crumpet; his cousin was so dear to him. He remembered the times they shared cleaning the Dursley's toilet and eating Twinkies. At last, Uncle Vernon walked into the kitchen, as cheerful as ever.
"Vernon dear, please eat something." Petunia nagged "You're so underweight!"
This was true, in contrast to Petunia who was quite plump; Vernon only weighed 96 pounds for the tender age of 43.
"Oh Petunia, I ate yesterday morning!" Vernon replied, grinning. He kissed his wife on the cheek. "So Harry, did you sleep well?"
"Yes, very well." Harry said, taking another crumpet. "Dudley was just telling me how he learned to read yesterday."
Vernon shook his head, "No, he really just learned some of his ABC's all the way from A to E." Vernon smiled, "But let's not ruin the boy's fun and let him think he has learned to read."
Harry nodded in agreement, as he turned to Dudley who was smiling unnaturally widely. Harry turned to look out the window, it was such a beautiful day out, the birds were chirping and the flowers were blooming. It really made Harry want to take Dudley out for a walk, as long as Dudley had his leash on of course. That boy could really stir up trouble without wearing his leash every time he left the house.
"HEY HARRY! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?!" Dudley shouted in his ear.
Well-" Harry was about to reply when he suddenly felt a sharp bolt of pain in his lightning shaped scar on his forehead. Then another bolt and another...almost as if a thunder storm was occurring in his lightning shaped scar!
"OH MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR MY SCAR!!!!" Harry screamed in agony.
The Dursleys looked concerned but didn't go over to help, Harry frequently had this outbursts everyday, and they knew that he would be just fine.
"Ok, I'm fine now; I'm going to go upstairs to check on Hedwig." Harry told the Dursleys. They just smiled and nodded.
Harry trudged up the stairs to his room, where he wasn't surprised to find Hedwig, laying on his bed eating chocolate cupcakes. The snowy white owl was at least sixty pounds now, and Harry knew he would have to put her on a diet soon...or else he would lose her....to the subway diet. Hedwig belched, apparently she got the message, and she swooped, well at least tried to swoop, but she fell in midair, and hit the floor with a loud thud. Harry picked up the fallen owl and placed her in her cage, with much difficulty. It was there Harry noticed a letter in Hedwig's cage, he carefully took it out to read it.
It read:
Dear Harry,
It is with a heavy heart we send you this letter. We are afraid your parents have been killed by Lord Voldemort. For this we are extremely sorry.
Signed,
The Ministry of Magic
Harry stared wide eyed at the letter. 'My parents...dead....wait, they've been dead all of my life. What are they talking about?' Harry shrugged, and turned to head back downstairs.
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The Dursley's waited for Harry in the kitchen, where Harry immediately told them of the letter.
"What is the meaning of this?!" Petunia bellowed, "They can't treat my nephew this way!!"
Vernon tried to calm her down, while still very angry himself. Dudley just kept smiling his very wide smile.
Indeed the whole family was taken aback when the ground began shaking and a person burst into their kitchen from the ceiling.
Much to Harry's surprise, it was the headmaster at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.
"Time to go!" Dumbledore shouted as he grabbed Harry around the waist and hoisted him into the air, where they were sucked into a magical magic portal of magical magic.
Alright..another year at Hogwarts..' Harry thought as they sailed along...
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A/N: I know an abrupt ending, the next chapter will be more interesting and longer. Please review *crosses fingers* please no flames!!!