I do not own the boosh or any of it's characters……….OK!
This is my first ever story so be nice please.
Vince was getting more bored by the second; he had been standing in the shop all day with a copy of Cheekbone. Howard was arranging and rearranging the old jazz records that had been sitting on that lonely shelf for the past year, they had not had a single customer all day and Vince really wanted to go upstairs and customise those boots he'd got off Camden Market.
"C'mon Howard, let's shut up and call it a day." moaned Vince. Howard spun around, "I don't think so, it's only 4.30, another half an hour, you never know someone might pop in. If your so bored there's some stock taking to be done in the store room."
The electro ponce rolled his eyes, "But…..", "Just go Vince."
Suzie's POV
London is so bloody huge, it's getting dark and I have no-where to stay and I'm fed up lugging my suitcases around like a twat, I was such a fool arriving on the tube from Edinburgh this morning, thinking that finding a job was going to be easy, I've started to try the less you-need-to-have-10-GCSE's-to-work-here-darling type of places and have started to wander around Hackney and near Camden. This is the last street that I'm going to try and then call it a day. Oh, we're in luck, Nabootique – Room to let AND Help wanted. Inside there is a bloke with a groovy moustache and some jazz records, he looks like he wants to hug me when I come in " I'm here about the room and the job." I mutter.
The jazzy bloke looks less happy but still keen to show me the jazz pencil cases he made earlier, shit this bloke must be lonely and I'm not keen on jazz anyway, maybe i'll go to a hotel instead. Just then a younger man in a sparkly suit comes out of some store room and makes a face at jazzy," Your not bothering this poor customer with your home-made stationary are you?" sparkly says to jazzy before winking at me, ( he's bloody gorgeous by the way) " Of course not Vince, she's here about the job….oh and the spare room."
I decided to take matters into my own hands," Suzie Mackie, I'm here from Scotland looking for a job and I'd very much like it if you cold take me on, I don't take up much room and I don't have any pets." I grinned at this Vince character, he seemed to like my attitude so he grinned back.
It seems like loves a-brewin,' review please.