Wide Ruled Kirio: The Really Young But Has To Be Called Old Door Thing

Prologue

A Rogue's Not So Warm Welcome

Hooray! I have started a new fan-fic! It's like Chicken Miasma's (Hope I spelled that right…) "College Rule Pikario: The Very Old Door Thingy" but it my own Kirby like, twisted way. Hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Mario, Luigi, etc…

I also don't own Kirby, and all related to Kirby.

Claimer: I own Kirio, Kuigi…

This is only a parody and is not meant to make anyone mad.

By the way, there will be references to Chicken Miasma's "Pikario and Chuigi". I have asked for permission, and I have gotten it, so don't review me saying,

Oh hey, Pikario and Chuigi is Chicken Miasma's idea, this story sucks because it has other ideas from other authors, ooooh.

By the way, there's a new Update thing at my profile.

Kirio's House

Today was a sucky day at Kirio's house. Yes, I said sucky. Inside the recently redone house but really wasn't really redone because you only get to see one room and the chalkboard is gone a replaced by some tack board thingy but I'm getting ahead of myself, and the story if getting boring because the author is only typing about a house which is boring and dumb and idiotic but actually is making the story longer and I'm stalling for the author by telling you all this and that the author's arms are hurting already even though it was only one big freaking paragraph and stuff, and yeah… ANYWAY!

Parakarry flew to Kirio's House! Yay!

"Mail call! Get your lazy asses out here so I can give you your freaking mail, you assholes!"

Then Kuigi came out!

"Oh, go to hell Parakarry! STOP COMING TO OUR HOUSE!" Kuigi said!

"NEVER! MWAHHAHAHAHAHA!" And with that, the Bronto Burt left.

"Hey Kirio, we have mail." Kuigi said, with a hint of madness if I might add!

"Kuigi! What did I tell you? There's a sword right there!"

"I'M NOT COMMITING SUICIDE!"

"Damn!"

"Anyway, we have mail…junk, junk, junk, bill, cellphone bill…We have a cellphone?" Kuigi asked.

"Crap, quick, throw that out, change your name to Chuigi or some name like that, put on a green cap with an L, and a Pichu costume and say I'm not home!"

"…."

"Ok, fine give me that…" Kirio said.

"Oh, and a letter from Peach." Kuigi said.

"Yes! A letter from Peach! Boo yah! Hooray!" The red Kirby yelled, annoyingly if I might add!

Then the green Kirby took the Hammer next to the Sword, and smashed the red Kirby's ass out of the house.

"And now, I'm going to raid the fridge…WE HAVE NO FRIDGE!"

Then the red Kirby ran back, put on a Mario cap, and then ran away.

"…What about me!'?" Kuigi said.

"Oh, look after the house, or something." Kirio replied!

"It's not going to walk away, or anything!" Kuigi argued!

Right on cue, 10000 Waddle Dees came and took their house.

"….." Kirio stared.

"…..Crap." Kuigi stared also.

"Well, let's see what's in this letter…"

Hello Kirio!

I am currently on holiday, traveling in the Popstar Kingdom.

In my travels, I found a freaky map! It was actually a freaky treasure map! Guess where I found it? Yup. A FREAKY BOX! That some guy named Pikario gave me, and he said "This freaky box, only for 999 coins!" I though it was a bargain, so I bought it… And now I found this freaky paper…And I also bought a freaky pencil and freaky paper to write this to you! Yay! But he said he was named after a Pikachu! Yay Pikachu!

Anyway, it's too hard to find Da Treasure by myself. So I included the Map with this freaky letter!

Meet you at the place... (That means come, or else I won't give you your daily….um…cake. With that strawberry. And the frosting.)

"Ok, see ya Kuigi; I'm going to the place."

Then a random Waddle Dee wearing a turban ran up to them and said, "A POX ON YE!"

And then a piano fell on the random Waddle Dee, and Kirio kicked him in the head before leaving.

On Da Ship!

SNORE!

SNORE!

SNORE!

Er, let's just skip the ship part. Cue Wide Ruled Kirio: The Really Young But Has To Be Called Old Door Thingy Logo!

At Da Place!

A random Cappy picked up a Hammer and whacked Kirio with it. Kirio was really mad, so he took the Hammer and kicked the driver into all the Blippers. And the Blippers have sharp teeth, if I might add!

"You!" Kirio pointed to a random Ka-booma!

"Yah?"

"Where am I?"

"That's easy! You're at Ohmygodit'srouguetownnotrogueportbutifyou'rethemaincharecterthengoodluckbecausethebossesinthisplacearereallystrong!" The Ka-booma replied!

"Am I supposed to understand that?" Kirio asked confused.

"Yes."

"Aaahh! Go away, I don't have the map!"

"What was that?" Kirio asked.

"Some person being beat up."

"Awesome! I'm going to watch." Kirio said!

So the red Kirby went to the carnage, and saw a female Kirby! She wore red shoes, and she was a bit reddish yellow. She had a ponytail, and wore a hat with a flashlight in the middle of it.

Kirio thought she looked cute, but he was already boyfriends with Princess Peach, who was a Yellow Kirby!

The Reddish Yellow Kirby saw he chance and ran behind Kirio!

"My boyfriend is here to save me!"

"What?" Kirio said flabbergasted!

And then he saw a Bugzy!

"You expect me to fight that?" Kirio said.

"Yes! Go kick him!"

Battle Start! Hey, there's no one in the audience!

The reddish yellow Kirby said, "Fight him!"

Kirio replied, "How?"

"I dunno, kick him, whack him with your hammer, jump on him, crap on him!"

The Bugzy took this time to jump…no FLY to Kirio.

And then Kirio turned around and his fist connected with Bugzy! Yay!

End battle! The Bugzy is a wimp!

"Buh huh huh! Ow! It laughs to laugh, I mean, it hurts to laugh! You have not seen the last of Lord Crump! Give them the finishing punishment!"

And then X-Nauts appeared!

They surrounded the two Kirbies!

And they started jumping towards them, which was dumb since they were beating up the boss.

"What a bunch of idiots! Let's go!" The reddish yellow Kirby said.

"Eh." Kirio said.

Few minutes later…

"STOOOOOOOOOOP!" Lord Crump yelled. "Johnson! Where did they go?"

"They left a few minutes ago."

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?"

"I was beating the crap out of James…" Said the X-Naut who was Johnson.

Main Area of Ohmygodit'srouguetownnotrogueportbutifyou'rethemaincharecterthengoodluckbecausethebossesinthisplacearereallystron

"Well, my name is Kirbella." Said the Reddish Yellow Kirby.

Kirio started to chuckle.

"One laugh, and I swear I'll kill you."

Kirio stopped.

Then Toadsworth, an old Waddle Dee came!

"Master Kirio! I have lost the princess, but I was too lazy to go with her so now you must find her! Huff! I say…" The Waddle Dee said.

"We should go talk to Prof. Franklyidontgivadam! He looks like this!" Kirbella said.

"…." Kirio stared.

"…" Kirbella stared back.

"Like?"

"Never mind, let's go."

So Kirio and Kirbella went looking for Prof. Franklyidontgivadam. Kirio decided to step on some kind of lens thingy, and ran away like hell! Then Mario came by!

"HEY! YOU STEPPED ON MY CONTACT LENSES!"

Finally, the two found the Prof's house.

Prof. Franklyidontgivadam's House.

"Ah! Kirbella! And Kirio! I expected so. I shall now tell you about the Crystal Stars…"

Five hours, and a pie later.

"…and then I said 'We are out of pie!'…"

"ALRIGHT! Let's just go already!"

So the Prof. broke a fence, and we skip to the part with the map, due to the reason that the Author hates this part of the game, and the incorrect usage of the word 'crap'.

Mario went on the pedestal!

And then the map began to shine!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIINE!


FLAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!

BLING BLING!

"The location of the Diamond star is at Petalburg! Now go there!" said the idiotic Prof!

So Kirio and Kirbella went to Petalburg, via the pipe, beat up a random squid, and stuff...

END OF CHAPTER!

PEACH EVENT! YAY!

"Oh dear. I've been kidnapped. Again."

And the author hated this part so much, he decided to skip this part of the story! YAY!

Ok, Peach talked to a computer, the computer was named TEC, and Peach drank a smoothie.

Bowser Event!

"Your Nastiness, the ,er, hag will be coming soon." A random Waddle Doo said!

"Excellent!" Bowser said!

So he went to his throne!

And Kammy came in! YAY!

"Sorry, your majesty, I'm just not young enough for these things anymore! I have breaking news!" Said Kammy! "Princess Peach has been kidnapped by someone other than us!"

"WHAT? We will get the princess! All forces, find the princess!" said Bowser, even though he didn't say it in the game!

Bowser hopped in his Clown Copter, and flew out, via the wall!

"I will find you, and you will be kidnapped…uh…by me!"

End Bowser Event!

First chapter down! Phew, that was long! Well, for me anyway.

Can someone tell me the name of the first chapter? Not the Prologue, the Diamond Star chapter…You know, with the crickets? Please?

Anyway, this is Clario, reminding you to REVIEW!