A/N: Why I thought of this is beyond even me… Original Ion x Arietta
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of the Abyss, nor any of it's characters, I just like screwing with them.
"Thank you very much for helping me today Arietta," Ion said as he and said person were in the middle of cleaning his room, "it's been very hard to keep this room tidy, with all the work that's been piling up lately."
Arietta smiled at him, like a little gothic angel, and continued to clean. That smile would always make him feel funny, his chest would start aching, where his heart was, but that didn't concern him, the thing that concerned him was another place he would ache at.
He felt his blood rushing suddenly, and his pants got slightly tighter. Not now… he pleaded to himself. He quickly turned away from Arietta and walked towards the exit of his room.
"I need to use the restroom Arietta, please excuse me," he left quickly before Arietta could say anything. When his door closed, Arietta sighed to herself and started cleaning the floor.
"What's wrong with Ion?" she asked herself, "did I do something wrong? Lately he's been avoiding me, ever since that food poisoning incident," she sighed once more as she moved on to under the bed, when her eyes widened, and her mouth dropped slightly, "Does he think I tried to poison him?!" she panicked. She would never do such a thing, she cared, no, love, the Fon Master. She would never do such a horrid act of treason.
As she continued cleaning under his bed, while thinking of a way to show she was still loyal to her master, she felt something, odd, under the bed. She could tell it was light and in a rectangular shape.
"What's this?" she wondered to herself as she grabbed the rectangular object. Her eyes studied the cover and it's title, "Girls…Gone…Crazy?" she read, not understanding. Why would the Fon Master read about crazy girls with problems? She continued to study the cover. It had a scantily clad blonde girl with small breast and smiling at her, as if teasing her about something. Why would Ion look at this stuff? She flipped through the pages and found nothing but naked women in here.
"Is the Fon Master trying to tell me something?" she wondered to herself, and decided to give it a try when he got back.
"Much better," Ion sighed with a smile as he walked out of his bathroom, slightly sweaty. Just seeing Arietta smile made him hard for no reason. He found though that rubbing himself down there while thinking of her did help a little, and was kind of like exercise if he thought about it more often. But it was a bit embarrassing, even more so if Arietta found out.
He just hoped Arietta didn't find his 'Girls Gone Crazy' magazine, "now that would be embarrassing," he laughed to himself. He doubt she would find it, he hid it under his bed…while she was cleaning his…
Oh crap… his eyes widened in horror as he quickly ran to his room. He opened his door, and found Arietta staring at him…
With his magazine in her hands.
"Uh, Arietta, I can explain!" he said, looking similar to a child who stole a cookie when his mother was in the same room, "That's a…a…"
"A nude magazine?" she asked, her eyebrows slightly raised.
"Well, um, yes, it is," he said dejectedly. She nodded in understanding, "Listen Arietta, this is something that all men need, to help relieve stress," he tried explaining, but thought was useless.
Keyword, thought.
"Fon Master," Arietta began, drawing Ion's attention, "I'm your guardian, I want to make sure you have no stress," she went up to him and locked the door, "So I'll gladly make sure you have what you need, I shall be your mate," she finished as she stripped off all her clothing.
Ion's eyes widened, but he had a small grin, scratch that, a large grin on his face. He quickly led Arietta to his bed, and stripped off his own garments. All the while, only one word repeated in his mind.
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