Chapter 1

In the palace of Las Noches, we find Aizen and his Espada having another boring meeting which was beginning piss off most of the Espada (yes including Ulquiorra who is so loyal to Aizen) ever since they lost the winter war to Soul Society and to make matters worse they even lost the Hōgyoku (yes the little glass ball) to Soul Society and so no more arrancar could be made. Aizen kept calling meeting after meeting to discuss pointless things like making repairs to Las Noches which none of the arrancar wanted to because they thought it was such a huge pain in the ass and all they wanted to do was relax. The Espada decided that if Aizen was going to discuss something crappy one more time then they would have to beat him, drug him and throw his royal prissy ass from Las Noches where he would have to spend the rest of his days running away from hollows and screaming like a little girl. But little they did know that this meeting would be different from the other entire ones they had so far.

"Settle down children, I have a very important announcement to make. That is why I called you here." The Espada stopped talking amongst themselves and looked at Aizen who had taken a sip of his tea out of his royal tea cup.

"Ok now that everyone has their tea, I will make my announcement. Earlier this week, I have noticed that you all have been bored out of your minds and I asked Ichimaru-san and Tousen-san (oh yeah Aizen's evil henchmen!) what we should do about it and since none of them could come up with anything I being the boss came up with an idea as usual, "My dear children this Christmas will be the first Christmas here in Las Noches."

"ARE YOU HIGH OR SOMETHING?!" yelled/asked the 6th Espada Grimmjaw (kitty) Jaggerjack.

"This is sort of unexpected,'' said the 7th Espada Zommari LeRoux.

Everyone than began talking excitedly amongst themselves about how to set up Las Noches. Everybody except for a certain person.

"I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS DECISION!"

Everybody turned their heads to look at Barragan Luisenbarn the 2nd Espada who was looking very pissed off.

"What's the matter Barragan?" Gin asked the elderly Espada.

"I'll tell you what's up," why the hell are we celebrating some crappy holiday that's already being celebrated by those humans?!" he shouted.

"It's because everyone in Las Noches was bored and I believe it would be good for us if we tried out this holiday and I know you want to try it too Barragan." said Aizen as he took another sip of his tea.

"I still don't want to try this holiday," said Barragan.

"You don't have to," said Tousen.

"Yeah, said Gin, you don't have to be ruining everyone's good time .

Everyone turned their heads back to Barragan whose face was turning beet red.

"What did you call me?" said Barragan through gritted teeth.

"You heard me " said Gin.

Everyone thought that Barragan was going to take out his zanpakutō and kick Gin's little ass for that but Barragan just grabbed a rotten tomato from nowhere and threw it a Gin's face.

"ARRRRRGH MY FACE!" screamed Gin. He then covered his face still screaming and he kept crashing into walls on his way out of "Aizen's Meeting Room."

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITY NEXTIME ICHIMARU!" yells Barragan. He then turned to glare at the remaining people in the room. "Does anyone else want to go the same way he did?" and they all shook their heads but with Nnoitra the 5th Espada muttering "Cruddy Old Man."

The rest of the meeting had ended a few hours later and all the Espada were walking back to their rooms and Barragan walked into his kingly headquarters where his fracción were minding there own business. When they saw Barragan enter the room they immediately bowed to him. Barragan only grunted in response as he sat on his kingly throne and his fracción gave their king looks of concern.

"What's seems to be the matter your majesty?" asked Findor Carias. "Did something happen in the meeting?" Barragan looked at him.

"Yes Findor" he said. "The Boss just informed us Espada that Las Noches will be having its first Christmas" he said and his fracción cheered.

"Christmas here in Las Noches," I'm going to faint! Said Charlotte Cuuhlhourne and then he fainted.

"WHAT YOU LIKE THIS HOILDAY ALSO!?" yells Barragan.

"Of course" said Pō the biggest fracción, who wouldn't like Christmas?

"ME! Yells Barragan and his fracción looked surprised.

"But why sir?" said Avarima Reeder.

"Why? Simply it's because I don't like it that's why" said Barragan.

"But sir," said Ggio Vega the shortest and most good looking of Barragan's fracción "if you just gave Christmas a try then you might like it" he said.

Barragan's vein popped. "ALRIGHT!," he yells " I'll go see for myself why people like Christmas so much, but if I don't like it then I will get rid of Santa Claus and destroy Christmas forever he said" laughing evilly. His fracción looked stunned, even Cuuhlhourne who had just got up suddenly fainted again.

Barragan pointed at Ggio. "Vega you will accompany me into the human world" he ordered and get your gigai ready. "Yes sir" he said and he went to his room to go get it. "Pō you're in charge till I get back" he said. "Yes sir" said Pō.

Later Barragan and Ggio had their gigais on and Ggio opened the Garuganta to the human world.

"Alright Christmas," said Barragan "show me what you got," and he and Ggio went through the Garuganta to the human world.

To be continued…