West Coast Wackiness
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel and Sunbow except Velocity, Wildstar, and Foxfire (Mine), and Bolt, Shiva, and Ram Bros. (Red Witch), and Wipe-Out (Aaron).
Author's Note: Hi! L1701E here! Sorry if the ending to "Beast War" was bad. I wasn't feeling good that day. Anyway, RogueFanKC suggested some X- Men/West Coast Misfit bonding, so I decided to bring them to the X-Mansion!
To Dylan Wiles: Glad you liked the evil laugh. By the way, I'm a guy.
To RogueFanKC: Put me on your Author Alert list! I try to update daily. And yes, Whithalf is married, but that don't stop him from chasing women. BTW, ever seen the "Cannonball Run" movies? I was thinking of doing a West Coast/East Coast Misfit version of it. Whaddaya think?
To Raliena: Haven't heard from you in a while! Glad you liked my stories! Thought you stopped reading for a moment there.
To Wizard1: The clones' fates? I may touch on that down the line. As for General Whithalf, ever heard those stories of people being able to lift up cars under rushes of adrenaline? Well, it's kinda like that. I suppose Wanda and "Athena" are mellowing a bit.
To Sparky Genocide: I love VH1 Classic! I often wait on Mondays to watch Metal Mania. I have heard of those bands, including the Vinnie Vincent Invasion. I like your ideas of a WC Misfit/Acolyte brawl, and the idea of Lady Deathstrike being X23's "mother" (Wolverine: AW NO!!! NO WAY!!! NOOOOO WAY!!!).
To Red Witch: Here's some more insanity for you! Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Roster Expansions and Team Meetings!
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"Well, this is going to be a great day." Scott smiled as he and Jean lied back on desk chairs near the pool. "I can't believe Angel joined us."
"Well, he was kind of bored living by himself. And he could help teach." Jean added.
"I guess. I mean, the Misfits not just got new recruits, they got a whole second team!" Jean said. "Don't forget Jesse and Paige." Sam was showing them around.
"Yeah. Hopefully the numbers game is still in our favor." Scott sighed. "And the best parts are none of those Misfit clowns will be here today. Both teams are out on a mission."
"Oh now I wouldn't say that." A familiar voice said. Jean and Scott turned and saw the fabulous feral known as Ace Starr, the wondrous Wildstar.
"Oh great. The West Coast guys." Scott moaned.
"Yeah. General Whithalf and the Prof thought it's be swell if the X-Men and the West Coast Misfits got to know each other." Ace grinned. "So here we are." He looked over at Scott. "You ever seen Andy Dick?"
"The psycho with the nerdy glasses?" Scott wondered.
"Yeah, you remind me of a character he does. Daphne Aguilera, Christina's cousin's mother's nephew's next door neighbor or something like that." Ace snickered. Scott and Jean's jaws dropped.
"Man, the Thunderbolt thought he was going to meet the X-Men, not visit a jabroni convention!" Kyle groaned as he walked to the pool. He glared at Scott. "What is your name?"
"You know who I am! I'm --" Scott started.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!!" Kyle yelled in Scott's face. The electrokinetic burst out laughing. "I love that!"
"That hurt my ears you little--"
"KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!" Kyle snapped at Scott. The force of Kyle's voice knocked Scott off his lawn chair.
"Ow..."
"I don't think it is Theresa's mouth we need to worry about." Jean groaned.
"Help me..." Scott whimpered.
"You guys must be Ace Starr and Kyle Wildfire." Angel walked up to the two West Coat Misfits. "I'm Warren Worthington III." He held out his hand with a smile.
"Ace Starr. Awesome wings. Where can I get a pair?" Ace laughed, shaking his hand.
"Kyle Wildfire. They call me the Thunderbolt. I am the People's Champion." Kyle grinned.
"Angel is going to teach here." Jean smiled.
"Good luck. The people here are nuts." Kyle said in a whisper to Angel.
"I'm gonna get something to eat." Ace walked to the kitchen.
"Yup. Typical Ace. Only three things on his mind: Girls, Fun, and Food." Kyle laughed. Ace walked into the kitchen. At the same time, Cannonball walked in, accompanied by a blonde, blue-eyed girl.
"And this is the kitchen, Paige Ace, what're you doin' here?" Sam wondered. Ace held up a big sandwich.
"Gettin' lunch. Who's the babe?" Ace snickered.
"My little sister Paige. She was given the name Husk because she can change her skin to any material." Sam introduced. "Paige, this is Ace Starr of the West Coast Misfits." Ace waved.
"It's not uncommon for sibs to be mutants. Kyle Wildfire, my teammate Thunderbolt, has an older brother who's a mutant as well. The Starr Brothers are mutants, too." Ace laughed. "Paul and Craig Starr are my cousins." He ate the whole sandwich, a foot-long sub, in ten seconds, making the Guthrie siblings' jaws drop. "Yummy. See you around, guys." He gave a quick wink to Paige and walked away.
"Uh...yeah, Ace." Sam stammered. He turned around, and saw Paige staring at Ace, with hearts flying around her head. "Oh no! The Starr Family Charm has struck again!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot!" Ace gave Sam a letter. "From Lila." Ace ran off. Sam opened up the letter.
"Yipe!" Cannonball clutched his heart and fainted.
"Sunfire! Magma! No!" Storm screamed. The Japanese and Roma Novan mutants had overturned a couple pieces of furniture and started pitching fireballs at each other. Meanwhile, Logan and X23 were having an unusual father/daughter argument: An argument over motorcycles. Even more insanity was occurring: Alison and Tabitha were having a shouting match over music, John Proudstar was showing Dani and Jamie the fine art of knife-throwing, Terrell and Jesse Aaronson, aka Bedlam, were talking, Kyle had given Scott a Rock Bottom through a chair, Theresa and Rogue were plotting a prank against Jean, and Rahne was catching up with Ray and Roberto.
"Hey Storm." Kicker walked up to the weather goddess, alongside Footloose and Wipe-Out. "How're the kids?"
"Well, the West Coast Misfits get along better in general with our kids, but there's still arguments." Storm pointed at a brawling Kyle and Ray and an arguing Sunfire and Magma.
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(Magneto's Base)
Magneto, the Master of Magnetism, was sitting in his meeting room, and reading a newspaper when he noted an article.
"Hmmm...A second team of Misfits." He said to himself. He read the article. "A new team of young mutants, recently assembled by GI Joe and calling themselves the West Coast Misfits, have made themselves known by defeating the Surf Master. Born Sam Farley..." Magneto mulled over the article. "Winters!" The mutant butler entered the room.
"You called, sir?"
"Summon the Acolytes." He ordered. Winters bowed.
"Yes, sir." Winters left. A couple minutes later, Magneto looked at his Acolyte team: Shiva, Bolt, Ramrod, and Ramfist. With them was a tall, bulky bald teen boy who had powers like Colossus, a girl who looked like an evil version of Jean Grey, and a mutant that bothered both the X-Men and Kid Razor: Tusk.
"I trust you can stay in line, Tusk?" Magneto asked the mammoth-like mutant. Tusk snorted.
"Back off, Magnet Man. I only joined you for personal reasons." Tusk growled. He looked over at the red-haired girl, and he knew exactly what she was thinking. "Martinique, give it up! You'll never win over that glam- rock goofball. AIE!!!!" He got smacked across the face by the red-haired girl.
"Call him that again and I'll make you see Kid Razor everywhere you go!" Martinique Wyngarde roared in the face of Arnold Torrence. Tusk snarled at that thought.
"Every day, Paul this, Starchild that! Man, and her sister's worse! Everywhere they go, they make people see that Misfit with them!" Mastermind whined from another room. Magneto glared at Tusk.
"I wouldn't have had to bring in Martinique if you hadn't broken Mastermind's leg." Magneto glared at Tusk. Tusk glared back.
"I never wanted to be here!" Tusk snapped.
"Anyway, I wish to test out these new West Coast Misfits." Magneto got off the topic.
"Don't ever ignore me!" Tusk yelled.
Uh oh! Our favorite mutants are in trouble! Will the West Coast Misfits be able to defeat the Acolytes? Why is Tusk in the group? (Tusk: Believe me, I wish I wasn't!) What more madness will happen? Find out in the next exciting chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel and Sunbow except Velocity, Wildstar, and Foxfire (Mine), and Bolt, Shiva, and Ram Bros. (Red Witch), and Wipe-Out (Aaron).
Author's Note: Hi! L1701E here! Sorry if the ending to "Beast War" was bad. I wasn't feeling good that day. Anyway, RogueFanKC suggested some X- Men/West Coast Misfit bonding, so I decided to bring them to the X-Mansion!
To Dylan Wiles: Glad you liked the evil laugh. By the way, I'm a guy.
To RogueFanKC: Put me on your Author Alert list! I try to update daily. And yes, Whithalf is married, but that don't stop him from chasing women. BTW, ever seen the "Cannonball Run" movies? I was thinking of doing a West Coast/East Coast Misfit version of it. Whaddaya think?
To Raliena: Haven't heard from you in a while! Glad you liked my stories! Thought you stopped reading for a moment there.
To Wizard1: The clones' fates? I may touch on that down the line. As for General Whithalf, ever heard those stories of people being able to lift up cars under rushes of adrenaline? Well, it's kinda like that. I suppose Wanda and "Athena" are mellowing a bit.
To Sparky Genocide: I love VH1 Classic! I often wait on Mondays to watch Metal Mania. I have heard of those bands, including the Vinnie Vincent Invasion. I like your ideas of a WC Misfit/Acolyte brawl, and the idea of Lady Deathstrike being X23's "mother" (Wolverine: AW NO!!! NO WAY!!! NOOOOO WAY!!!).
To Red Witch: Here's some more insanity for you! Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Roster Expansions and Team Meetings!
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"Well, this is going to be a great day." Scott smiled as he and Jean lied back on desk chairs near the pool. "I can't believe Angel joined us."
"Well, he was kind of bored living by himself. And he could help teach." Jean added.
"I guess. I mean, the Misfits not just got new recruits, they got a whole second team!" Jean said. "Don't forget Jesse and Paige." Sam was showing them around.
"Yeah. Hopefully the numbers game is still in our favor." Scott sighed. "And the best parts are none of those Misfit clowns will be here today. Both teams are out on a mission."
"Oh now I wouldn't say that." A familiar voice said. Jean and Scott turned and saw the fabulous feral known as Ace Starr, the wondrous Wildstar.
"Oh great. The West Coast guys." Scott moaned.
"Yeah. General Whithalf and the Prof thought it's be swell if the X-Men and the West Coast Misfits got to know each other." Ace grinned. "So here we are." He looked over at Scott. "You ever seen Andy Dick?"
"The psycho with the nerdy glasses?" Scott wondered.
"Yeah, you remind me of a character he does. Daphne Aguilera, Christina's cousin's mother's nephew's next door neighbor or something like that." Ace snickered. Scott and Jean's jaws dropped.
"Man, the Thunderbolt thought he was going to meet the X-Men, not visit a jabroni convention!" Kyle groaned as he walked to the pool. He glared at Scott. "What is your name?"
"You know who I am! I'm --" Scott started.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!!" Kyle yelled in Scott's face. The electrokinetic burst out laughing. "I love that!"
"That hurt my ears you little--"
"KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!" Kyle snapped at Scott. The force of Kyle's voice knocked Scott off his lawn chair.
"Ow..."
"I don't think it is Theresa's mouth we need to worry about." Jean groaned.
"Help me..." Scott whimpered.
"You guys must be Ace Starr and Kyle Wildfire." Angel walked up to the two West Coat Misfits. "I'm Warren Worthington III." He held out his hand with a smile.
"Ace Starr. Awesome wings. Where can I get a pair?" Ace laughed, shaking his hand.
"Kyle Wildfire. They call me the Thunderbolt. I am the People's Champion." Kyle grinned.
"Angel is going to teach here." Jean smiled.
"Good luck. The people here are nuts." Kyle said in a whisper to Angel.
"I'm gonna get something to eat." Ace walked to the kitchen.
"Yup. Typical Ace. Only three things on his mind: Girls, Fun, and Food." Kyle laughed. Ace walked into the kitchen. At the same time, Cannonball walked in, accompanied by a blonde, blue-eyed girl.
"And this is the kitchen, Paige Ace, what're you doin' here?" Sam wondered. Ace held up a big sandwich.
"Gettin' lunch. Who's the babe?" Ace snickered.
"My little sister Paige. She was given the name Husk because she can change her skin to any material." Sam introduced. "Paige, this is Ace Starr of the West Coast Misfits." Ace waved.
"It's not uncommon for sibs to be mutants. Kyle Wildfire, my teammate Thunderbolt, has an older brother who's a mutant as well. The Starr Brothers are mutants, too." Ace laughed. "Paul and Craig Starr are my cousins." He ate the whole sandwich, a foot-long sub, in ten seconds, making the Guthrie siblings' jaws drop. "Yummy. See you around, guys." He gave a quick wink to Paige and walked away.
"Uh...yeah, Ace." Sam stammered. He turned around, and saw Paige staring at Ace, with hearts flying around her head. "Oh no! The Starr Family Charm has struck again!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot!" Ace gave Sam a letter. "From Lila." Ace ran off. Sam opened up the letter.
"Yipe!" Cannonball clutched his heart and fainted.
"Sunfire! Magma! No!" Storm screamed. The Japanese and Roma Novan mutants had overturned a couple pieces of furniture and started pitching fireballs at each other. Meanwhile, Logan and X23 were having an unusual father/daughter argument: An argument over motorcycles. Even more insanity was occurring: Alison and Tabitha were having a shouting match over music, John Proudstar was showing Dani and Jamie the fine art of knife-throwing, Terrell and Jesse Aaronson, aka Bedlam, were talking, Kyle had given Scott a Rock Bottom through a chair, Theresa and Rogue were plotting a prank against Jean, and Rahne was catching up with Ray and Roberto.
"Hey Storm." Kicker walked up to the weather goddess, alongside Footloose and Wipe-Out. "How're the kids?"
"Well, the West Coast Misfits get along better in general with our kids, but there's still arguments." Storm pointed at a brawling Kyle and Ray and an arguing Sunfire and Magma.
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(Magneto's Base)
Magneto, the Master of Magnetism, was sitting in his meeting room, and reading a newspaper when he noted an article.
"Hmmm...A second team of Misfits." He said to himself. He read the article. "A new team of young mutants, recently assembled by GI Joe and calling themselves the West Coast Misfits, have made themselves known by defeating the Surf Master. Born Sam Farley..." Magneto mulled over the article. "Winters!" The mutant butler entered the room.
"You called, sir?"
"Summon the Acolytes." He ordered. Winters bowed.
"Yes, sir." Winters left. A couple minutes later, Magneto looked at his Acolyte team: Shiva, Bolt, Ramrod, and Ramfist. With them was a tall, bulky bald teen boy who had powers like Colossus, a girl who looked like an evil version of Jean Grey, and a mutant that bothered both the X-Men and Kid Razor: Tusk.
"I trust you can stay in line, Tusk?" Magneto asked the mammoth-like mutant. Tusk snorted.
"Back off, Magnet Man. I only joined you for personal reasons." Tusk growled. He looked over at the red-haired girl, and he knew exactly what she was thinking. "Martinique, give it up! You'll never win over that glam- rock goofball. AIE!!!!" He got smacked across the face by the red-haired girl.
"Call him that again and I'll make you see Kid Razor everywhere you go!" Martinique Wyngarde roared in the face of Arnold Torrence. Tusk snarled at that thought.
"Every day, Paul this, Starchild that! Man, and her sister's worse! Everywhere they go, they make people see that Misfit with them!" Mastermind whined from another room. Magneto glared at Tusk.
"I wouldn't have had to bring in Martinique if you hadn't broken Mastermind's leg." Magneto glared at Tusk. Tusk glared back.
"I never wanted to be here!" Tusk snapped.
"Anyway, I wish to test out these new West Coast Misfits." Magneto got off the topic.
"Don't ever ignore me!" Tusk yelled.
Uh oh! Our favorite mutants are in trouble! Will the West Coast Misfits be able to defeat the Acolytes? Why is Tusk in the group? (Tusk: Believe me, I wish I wasn't!) What more madness will happen? Find out in the next exciting chapter! Suggestions needed badly!