"Gah I'm sooooooooo bored." I was sitting on the couch flipping through the mindless t.v. shows. Edward was with Bella (what a shocker), Rose was with Alice shopping (even a bigger shocker), and Carlisle, Esme, and Jasper went hunting. Edward "forbade me to go near Bella after what happen the last time". Ehehe. Lets just say it was a very awkward grizzly bear. So I couldn't hang out with my favorite klutzy little sis, I really didn't feel like shopping, and I just ate last night. Ahh four grizzlies, a mountain lion (had to save some for my sexually repressed little bro!), and three deer. I was stuffed. Well, you know what I mean. I turned my thoughts away from my dinner, and started to watch what was on. Spongebob Squarepants! I loved this show even though I haven't seen it in years! Rose thought it was "too immature", but personally, this little sponge is a genius! And… Squidward sort of reminds me of Edward… Soon, the Spongebob episode was over so I flipped the channel. Ohh! A cooking show! Maybe I could learn to make Bella something…
I watched the marathon of cooking shows transfixed with how disgusting the food looked, and if Bella would try any of the food I'd make… I really wanted to be the one on the show cooking! And the best part is, I wouldn't have to eat it! That started to get my brain moving. Ouch I guess my brain isn't used to so much thinking… Maybe I should use it more often…. Nah! Then I'd end up like Edward!
A couple days later, it was pouring rain! Like cats and dogs… Ha food raining from the sky! Haha funny…
"EMMETT! I CANNOT STAND LISTENING TO THIS UTTER STUPIDITY! PLEASE, JUST PLEASE STOP!!" Edward cried from his bedroom.
"KEEP OUT OF MY MIND EDDIE!" I shouted back enjoying this entertainment.
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO LISTEN TO THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS THEME SONG FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW? AND DON'T CALL ME EDDIE!" Hehe. Maybe I should take some pity on my bro… But first…
"I'VE GOT MY SIGHT SET ON YOU, AND I'M READY TO AIM! I HAVE A HEART THAT WILL, ALWAYS BE TAME! I KNEW YOU WERE SOMETHING SPECIAL, WHEN YOU SPOKE MY NAME! NOW I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! THE LAST TIME WE HUNG OUT, I JUST KEPT LOOKING DOWN! I S-S-STUTTERED WHEN YOU ASKED ME WHAT I'M THINGKING 'BOUT! FELT LIKE A COULDN'T BREATHE! YOU ASKED WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME! MY SISTER ALICE SAID "OH HE'S JUST BEING VAMPIREY!" THE NEXT TIME WE HANG OUT, I WILL REDEEM MYSELF, HA MY HEARTS ALL READY DEAD. OH WHOA, NOW I, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" I finished by taking the blond Hannah Montana wig off my head and flung it on my very surprised brother's bed. "THANK YOU EDWARD'S ROOM! NOW GO, GO, GO, HEAD OVER TO BELLA'S HOUSE YOU STAlKER!!" Then I ran out of the room and went straight in to Alice's. She was on her couch laughing so hard, I thought the whole house would fall from the shaking.
"E-e-mmett! Hahaha! Y-y-you were g-great! Hahahaha! Did- did you see hahahaha Edward's face? Hahah! Priceless!" She started cracking up all over again.
"Ha thanks Alice! I have to much time on my hands… and I need to do something! So I was wondering… would you like to….."