This story is for the Insanely Random AU Challenge by Labz. Warning, this Story is insanely random.

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"Ah, Severus, I'm glad you could... come..." Dumbledore trailed off. He stared at the potions master.

"Yes professor?" Severus asked, using one perfectly manicured hand he swept away a strand of soft wavy black hair that had fallen in his face.

"I... I..." Dumbledore stumbled, still staring at Snape's new look. "Why are you wearing a dress?" he suddenly asked.

"I've suddenly realized that I'm gay!" Snape said proudly, "And I'm keeping with the times, all the Slytherin guys are dressing like girls these days," he added. His voice a few notes higher that stared blankly at him.

"What was it you wanted to talk to me about?" Severus asked, changing the subject.

"Wha? Oh, um, yeah. I just wanted to tell you about my new plans."

"Your new plans, sir?" Severus asked, confused.

"Yes, my new plans, I spoke with Voldemort the other day..."

"You did!" Snape squealed, "Isn't he just so hot."

"Yes, wait, no, no he isn't."

"Oh," Severus' face fell, then he realized that having Dumbledore not have an insanely huge crush on Voldemort might be a good thing, one less person to fight off to become Voldemorts one true love. He smiled again.

"What did you speak about professor?" he asked cheerily.

"Well, Voldemort has decided that he no longer wants to be the bad guy, and I've decided that I no longer want to be the good guy, so we're switching places."

"Does this mean that Voldemort is becoming the new Hogwarts headmaster?"

"Yes, it does mean that," Dumbledore replied. Christmas had come early for Severus. This meant that Voldemort would see him more often, and hopefully, in that time, he would realize that Snape was the one person he truly loved.

"Is that all?" Snape asked.

"That is all, I will be leaving tomorrow in the morning, Voldemort should arrive a little before lunchtime, my last order as your headmaster is that you will be here to welcome him."

"I will be here," Snape said. He bowed himself out of the room. He had so much to do, pick out an outfit, figure out what he was going to do. He passed a group of Slytherin men/women. He considered asking them for help, but decided against it. They would probably just plan sabotage to make sure that they got his ickle-voldykins themselves.

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McGonogall adjusted her outfit. Dumbledore was doing something daring by becoming the new Dark Lord. So she decided that he wasn't the only one that would go out of character. Tonight was her first night on the job as a club-dancer.

"Okay, let me just explain the rules to you before you go out." A young girl in her early twenties said. She was quite pretty with long red hair. And her outfit showed off a lot more than McGonogalls.

"You can take off your top but not your bottom, and you're a dancer, not a prostitute, though feel free to have sex with whoever you like, as long as nobody pays you, that's basically it, and my names Mandy, just so you know."

McGonogall nodded. She looked at herself in the mirror one last time as the girl Mandy went out to introduce her. McGonogall smiled.

Thank God for magic. She thought, examining her perfect body. The professor smiled again. She had never realized how good it was to be a metamorphogus.