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I just thought of this and I was like yes.

Harry walked out of the fireplace and froze. Ron and Ginny were laying on the floor, a 4 year old Teddy in between them. All three were completely engrossed in what appeared to be an animated movie.

He walked into the kitchen, where Hermione was cooking something.

"Uh, so what exactly is going on here?" Harry asked, sitting at the table.

"Well, I'm making lunch." Hermione said simply.

"And?"

"They're watching a movie." Hermione added, bending lower over the stove.

"I saw that." Harry sighed. "But, I noticed a very hairy man, what kind of movie-"

"It's a Disney movie." Hermione explained quietly, her cheeks a bright red. "You know, like Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty."

"Yeah, but that one doesn't look like any I've ever seen, and Dudley watched quite a few of those-"

"It's relatively new. It came out a few years before-" She paused, and Harry knew she probably meant the year before the Final Battle. "-before Teddy was born." Hermione finished. "It's a nice movie, I showed it to Ron a few weeks ago. He said he knew Ginny was babysitting Teddy today, and that we should show Ginny. And Teddy likes it-"

"Teddy's seen it before?" Harry asked.

"Oh yes, he was with me when I bought it." Hermione said, then she grinned. "You should watch it, Harry. I think there's a reason Teddy likes it so much."

"As much as he likes The Little Mermaid?" Harry asked, and when Hermione shook her head, Harry narrowed his eyes. "What is it about?"

"Well, there's a girl-"

"Like all Disney movies."

She glared at him, and he shrugged. "Yes, I suppose that's true." She finally said. "Anyway, there's a girl and she sacrifices herself to save her father and becomes a prisoner for this beast in a castle."

"Alright, so Teddy likes the stereotypical girl is saved by handsome man movie-"

"Oh no, the handsome man is the bad guy." Hermione said. "And Belle, the girl, doesn't like the handsome man, Gaston, but he loves her. He decides to try to organise a rescue to save Belle from the Beast."

"And is that bad?"

"You'll have to watch the movie, Harry, because I'm not explaining every plot point to you." Hermione said. "The basic plot is that this girl loves the Beast, despite his- uh, unfortunate condition. And in the end, he's really a prince."

"Okay?" Harry said. "I'm not sure I- oh."

"You get it?" Hermione asked.

"He thinks of his parents, because of the stories we've told him." Harry said.

"Precisely. You know, except for the whole keeping her imprisoned in his castle thing."

"Oh, of course."

Harry slid through the crowd to stand next to Hermione. "Do you know what they chose as a first dance?" He asked her.

She smiled. "I believe it's Boats And Birds, isn't it?" She asked.

"It was supposed to be."

Hermione looked at him. "Harry, what did you do?'' She asked, sounding mildly horrified. "Did you hijack your godson's wedding?"

"You'll see." He said with a smile as Teddy and Victoire headed to the dance floor. As soon as the song began, Victoire began laughing and Teddy's face and hair flushed pink.

"Harry, you didn't." Hermione said.

"He really liked the song as a kid."