Me: hello ya'll!! My name is 10tailwolfdemon. U can call White Fang, Whitey, Fangy, White, or Fang. What ever u like. Now. This is my second story. This story is bout Sasuke!!

Sasuke: Hn.

Me: Sasuke is a female in this story and he/she is WAY different then the Sasuke ya'll all no and love (coughnotreallycough).

Sasuke: WTF?!?!

Naruto: Nice. (laughs)

Sasuke: (glares daggers)

Me: (ignores Sasuke) Hope u like it. I own no Naruto, only my female Sasuke.

Chapter #1

I was trying to catch a butterfly with a butterfly net when I heard my mother calling me in. I think said said something about my older brother. That's when I realized that my brother was home.

'It's about God damn time!' I thought.

I love my older brother dearly, but I hate that he was a ninja and going on long missions. He would only stay home for a few days then leave again. I also hated that dude who ran the ANBU place. If anyone's wondering, I've been cursing since I was five. If anyone asks, I've learned from my father and people around the village. My mother and brother don't curse. NEVER. Now I would never curse in front of my family but I would in front of my friend. As I walk inside, I heard my mother ask me something.

"Why were you trying to catch that butterfly?" My mother asked.

"Just for fun and to pass the time." I said.

There was no way in Hell I was going to tell her I was trying to catch the bright yellow butterfly for Naruto, my friend that I was talking about earlier. For some odd reason, everyone hates him. Even my clan hates him. It looks like I'll have to sneak into Hokage's office and find out why….I'll look after brother leaves. He's the only smart one here. Thank God for that. Now on to business.

As I walk into the living room area, I spotted my brother in all his ANBU glory. As always, I would do what a little sister would do when I saw him…Hug time!!! I tackled my brother in a hug only to get flicked in the forehead by him. I stumbled back and pout playfully.

"That hurt big bro." I said still pouting playfully.

I'm very sure that my eyes have a mischief spark in them, and I don't really care. The flick to the forehead didn't even hurt anyways. I'm known for having a harder head than Naruto's. No really. It is harder than Naruto's. I fell out of his window once from playing and landed on my head. I only had a scratch on my head. I think I could do better, but my mother has me on a leash now. So yeah, now I can't go anywhere that has a 2nd story without someone there. I think Naruto is a someone, so Ha! In your face bitch! Oh yeah, about the whole sneaking into the Hokage's office thing, I'm a sneaky girl. The guards suck, even if some are ANBU. The Hokage really needs to think about training those guys better. I mean, if an eight year old can sneak in there, then a low life missing-nin can get in there. What idiots.

Ok, back to reality, I get out of my thoughts and look back at my brother again. He's smiling. I love it when he smiles. It's better than when he isn't smiling at all. Another smile for the books! Where's a camera when you need one? UH-0H, Father just walked in, and there goes the smile, great.

"I want to speak with you, Itachi." My father said, walking off.

You mother fucker!! My brother walks off and enters an empty room and closes the door. I don't see the point why the point why they do that anymore. I already know what they are talking about. How you ask? I make my toys or plushies spy on them. Duh. I leave one toy or plushies in each room. See? I make my own plushies and it took me a week to learn how to control, spy, move, fight, and etc with them. No one knows I can do this but Naruto and Itachi. I tell or show Naruto everything.

The first plushie I made was a fox with nine tails. I showed my family and they freaked out. I thought it was funny, so I made another one with more details. That was a good time. My brother went wide eyed, mother fainted, and father was fanning mother and trying to wake her. Father then asked me where have I seen a fox like that before. I just said it was just an idea. He bought it! I wasn't going to tell him I've been talking to the fox, that's sealed into Naruto, in my dreams. They would have put me into the nut house! No thank you. Check please!

OK, back to reality. I went up to my room to finish up on my new plushie. It was a purple two-tail cat with black zigzags designs on it…or was it swirls or both. I think both…Yeah, both. Anyways, I was about to finish when I heard footsteps. I quickly put up everything, took out my homework, and started to finish it. I did most in class. Why? Naruto was sick today and I was bored, so I did most of my homework. Which reminds me, I'll have or write the answers down on another sheet of paper for Naruto. Can't have him failing, now can we? Hell no! If Naruto fails again this year then I'm failing too! What can I say? I love the boy to death. Hey! It's pops. Wow. This is rare. He never visits me. Uh-oh, what did I do now? I know the whole pink paint falling on the teachers' head wasn't from me or Naruto's prank today. Note to self: most get bright pink dye to dye teachers' hair. Is father saying something? Yes. Yes he is Sasuke. Grown.

"Sasuke?" Father asked.

"Yes?" I asked.

"Do you know who put paint on the door in the class room?" Father asked.

So it is about the pink paint. If I did that, it wouldn't have been paint that fell on the teachers head. Get what I mean?

"No, sir. I didn't do it and neither did Naruto." I said.

Father raised his eyebrow at that before asking, "Naruto? How would you know where that demon was at?"

What. The. Fuck?! Ok, that did it. Now I'm piss. No one and I mean NO ONE calls Naruto a demon. The last person, who said that…Well, lets just say he went bye-bye. Muhahahahaha….Uhhhh…Moving on now!!

"I know because he was home all day sick." I sneered.

My sharingan was on and Father was not happy. So what. He pissed me off. Anyways, father said I wouldn't have dinner and walked out. It's not like I cared. I'll just go to Naruto's house. I have to give him the answer sheet and make him some soup to help him with his cold. Now, I must battle with my homework. CHARGE!!

I went back to my homework. Good Karma. What is the equation for 2y+5x=10z? How the Hell should I know! We're in the fucking second grade! Not in a fucking black Ops school! Fucking idiots!

End Chapter #1

Me: Thank u 4 reading.

Sasuke: I hate you.

Me: I love u 2.

Me & Naruto: R&R!!