'Twas the Night Before Twilight
'Twas the night before Twilight, when all through the house
Not a person was quiet, not even a mouse;
The clock was ticking down; to how long it would take.
Until Edward Cullen entered their fate;
The twilighters faces blushed bright red,
While visions of Edward danced in their heads;
And my sis in her t-shirt, and I in my hat,
Were laughing about vampires and bats,
Then the next day there arose such a chatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I looked on the screen,
My eyes widen and I started to scream.
The vampires as white as new-fallen snow
Made me want to run and get to that show,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
Edward Cullen, and the seven musketeers.
With Carlisle there leader, so lively and quick.
I knew in a moment they would start the flick.
Then it finally came,
And we met, and shouted, and called them by name;
Now, Edward! now, Bella! Now, Emmett and Jasper!
On, Esme! On Carlisle! On, Alice and Rosalie!
To the minds of fan girls! And even the guys!
Now sparkle please! Sparkle please! Sparkle please now!
The leaves flew as they went by,
There stronger then all, don't even try,
Then Edward met the Swan clan,
Loved Bella Swan, girl and human
And then, in a twinkling, She loved him too
He wanted her blood, it smelt so good
He resisted himself, she was all above,
One of the greatest stories of true love.
Edward sparkled, from his head to his foot,
And his eyes look covered with ashes and soot;
No need to sleep, so he watched her,
And he listened to her mumble and purr.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! She loved the topaz.
Of course, he had to protect her from his brother Jazz.
Vampire or wolf, she didn't care,
That they drunk blood, vampires and bears;
He stopped the car from crashing her,
Protecting her so she'd never tear;
She liked his broad face and good smell,
He said her voice was like a bell.
He was a mind reader, and fast
When she first saw him she couldn't get past;
His never ending beauty,
When all she could do was be clumsy.
He spoke not a word, but his face was mad,
Broke the desk, and then stared like a jerk.
Tried to switch classes, but failed at that,
Left Forks, but eventually came back;
Just shows, you can't stop true love,
And all that above.
Human, werewolf, vampire,
WE all are the same!
End