Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own Artemis Fowl (The books or the character) but if I did…( I'd kill everyone but Arty and then force him to be my bride of the evil yogurt.) Forget I said that… oh, and I don't own Geico.
A/N If you a) like Minerva b) dislike randomness or c) are a flamer, DON'T READ.
Artemis is in the LEP headquarters, when (Cue dramatic music)
Artemis: AHHHH!!!!
Minerva: What?
Artemis: Butler!!!!
Butler: (stabs Minerva and then teleports her to the world of the Teletubbies.
Potato: Moo
Artemis: Shut up stupid potato! (Kicks Potato. Breaks toe)
Artemis to Butler: Dahlin, I used to be a spring flower, but now, I'm a wintah flower. My heart is filled with randomness, and Dahlin, I want you to keep on tryin. Just keep on-
Holly and other LEP people: (come crashing through the door) Kill the potato!
Potato: Moo.
Minerva: I'm back from the dead, and I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance!
Holly: (shoots Minerva)
Butler: NOOOOO!!!!! I wanted to shoot her!!!
Holly: Too bad.
Artemis: I'm back from the dead, and I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance!
Potato: Moo?
Artemis: I sold my soul to Geico.
Everyone else: Duh!
Minerva: I'm back fr-
Holly: (Kills the Geico gecko, and then kills Minerva.)
Artemis: I'm free from the curse of the gecko with a British accent!!!
Holly: Kills everyone in the room.
A/N Ok, is it really WORTH updating? Review and tell me what you think. I won't update unless someone actually WANTS to read it.