Disclaimer: Shut up. You don't own any of this shit either.
A/N: Look, I'm procrastinating again!
"Do you know what I really hate about you?" Lily asked, a smile tugging at the corner of her mouth. She had never really hated him; they both knew it. It was more about the journey than the destination.
"What's that?" James asked in a teasing tone.
"I hate that I don't hate you."
"Well I hate that you tried to convince me not to like you."
"Did it work?"
"Quite obviously not."
"I'm glad."
"I know."
"What else do you know, Mr. Heart-boxers?"
"How do you know what my boxers look like?"
"I hung your entire collection in the Great Hall in fourth year."
"There was a point to that, wasn't there?"
"You got Sirius to hang my bras on the Whomping Willow."
"Oh yeah! I did enjoy that show."
"You would."
"It would have been to betray my manhood had I not."
"You have manhood?"
"You saw my boxers."
"Oh, right. I liked the black ones with the little red hearts on them."
"I knew you would."
"Did you?"
"I bought them while thinking about you."
"Do you think about me when you put them on, then?"
"More when I take them off."
"The black lacy bra was your favorite, wasn't it?"
"Did you buy it while thinking of me?"
"No, Sirius."
"You bought it while thinking of Sirius?"
"No! Sirius gave it to me for Christmas. I think he was already planning the prank."
"He'd been planning it for years."
"Why does that not surprise me?"
"Do you ever get surprised?"
"No. You guys kinda sucked away my life's worth of surprise way back in first year."
"Shame. You're cute when you're surprised."
"You're cute when you're wet."
"And you know this how?"
"I pushed you into the lake last year."
"I pulled you in after me."
"It was cold."
"You were wet."
"I was angry."
"And cute."
"And in a white shirt!"
"…wet."
"Horny teen aged boy."
"Horny teen aged girl."
"But not in a white shirt."
"… or wet."
"Like when you fell out of the boat in first year."
"Sirius pushed me!"
"It was graceful. Like water ballet."
"Because I was running from the giant squid!"
"Technically you were swimming."
"You were laughing."
"I told you, you're cute wet."
"And you're cute surprised. And wet. And.. well, all the time."
"All the time?"
"Except when I can't see you because you've blacked both of my eyes."
"Fifth year. Good times."
"But I'm sure you were still cute."
"Nervous?"
"No."
"Nervous?"
"What happened to your comment about me being a horny teen aged boy?"
"It still stands."
"Okay. Then you realize that I'm not going to get nervous by your hand inching up my leg?"
"Good point. New game."
"I tell you ten things I know about you, I get to kiss you?"
"That's not a game…"
"…so?"
"Besides, it's not fair."
"Why not?"
"BECAUSE YOU STALKED ME."
"Oh. Right."
"So?"
"So what?"
"Are you going to kiss me?"
"What!"
"Might as well eat the cake batter if the oven's broken."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"You have no idea what I'm talking about."
"Nope."
"If you can't take the trip, get the rewards anyway."
"I thought you always said that it was about the journey, not the destination."
"Do you want to kiss me or what?"
"Have I ever not wanted to kiss you?"
"Probably not."
"Didn't think so."
"Wait."
"NOW you tell me to wait?"
"I have to tell you."
"WHAT?"
"I love not hating you."
"Well I love kissing you."
"So what's taking you so bloody long?"
A/N: Just some fluffy randomness. Some more fluffy randomness. Whatever. Luv!
Sam