L's Note: Amusing Ourselves to Death

1st "suspect" : Mello

Hello readers, I'm L. Today, I'd like to show you the unexpectable things that Wammy's House peopla can do. Well there are probability that humans can do and like in an activity. We can say that I'll do my "ordinary" experiment based on the tittle above. Just imagine that you are the guest in Wammy's House and I'll guide you to explore this wonderful orphanage. First, maybe you wanna know what's Mello do.

Mello's room

" Hi, Mello! What's up?"

"Like if you're care, L! And who's that?"

"Oh, this is our guest today."

"Oh, I see. A human..."

"Can you act more polite, Mells? And what are you doing?"

"As you see... eating mu fuckin choco and writing a fanfict."

"Hm, interesting... Since when do you write that thing?"

"A minute ago."

"What's the tittle of your fanfict?"

"The tittle is "That Bastard Wanna Marry a Brat like Me." What can you say about this?"

"Ehm, that's perfect. So Romantic."

"It's thriller, you idiot!"

"..."

"Hm... by the way, why do our guest say nothing? I doubt if that's a human."

"Sorry, Mells. None of your bussines. I have to go, excuse me."

"With pleasure, freakin' jerk..."

As my experience as detective, there are two probability why do the people do a unusual thing. Fist, maybe 'cause they start to like something or someone. Second, maybe they are troubled. The 2nd probability suits Mello. All of Death Note fans know he was a troubled guy that have many troubles. Yo dawg, isn't it?

Now, let's talk about Mello's horrible slang. I'll say "Praise to the Lord!" if I find him act or speak politely just for a second. We can say that's a miracle, right? And Mello's miracle has a limitation like the commonly (for this case, just for one second). But, today we talk about unlimitation. Something that doesn't have "finish line" or whatever we called. Then, can you guess what's the "Amusing self to death" point for Mello?

Satus:

today's note (completed)

next suspect: Matt

-L-