Ryoko is up to her old tricks again,
Blowing up buildings with her power,
Ayeka tries too hard,
Too hard to impress Tenchi,
Sasami is young,
And looks so innocent
Mihoshi is always confused
Confused with her mixed up emotions
Washu is always in the lab
Does she ever get lonely?

These girls are Tenchi's girls
I ask myself why,
I ask myself how,
How does Tenchi cope so well