No offence to Shakespeare. After all, I work with the Queensland Shakespeare Ensemble.

This is the Declaration of me, Dizi, told by myself, Puck, Old Will himself, & the good old HP crew.

Now... I solemnly swear thatI will keep to this all my day on fanfic.


If this shadow has offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these stories did appear.

And these Harry Potter based & muddling themes,
No more yielding but a dream,

Reviewers, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, I will mend:

And, as I am an honest Puck,
If I or my stories have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the Dark Lords serpent's tongue,
I will make amends ere' long;

Else this author a liar call;
So, good reading unto you all.

Give me your hands, and reviews, if we be friends,

And Dizi shall restore amends.


Based on Act V A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

The original text

If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call; So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends.