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Chapter 1 - Meeting the Chase
Elesis KickbuttKnight has logged in.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Signing up for the Grand Chase…Damn.
Knight Master dahawtNPC
Your first task to prove yourself worthy of being in the Chase is to decipher this super secret military code. Just to prove that you are human. PM me if you are done.
Captcha: Υυ r A mσπΩη
Elesis KickbuttKnight
WAT DA ****?
(Two hours later)
Knight Master dahawtNPC
Good. Now go and kill this fry cook who lives in a pinapple- wait no.
...err...
In Trial Tower. GO NAO!
Elesis KickbuttKnight is now friends with Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom and Arme FireBoltSpammer.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Y u range characters?
Arme FireBoltSpammer
We are too awesome to be just plain melee freaks.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Wat did you say B****?
Arme FireBoltSpammer
Just shut up so that we can kill this Wendy already.
Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom
Wendy's Hamburgers?
Arme FireBoltSpammer & Elesis KickbuttKnight
Facepalm.
(Sometime later…)
Elesis KickbuttKnight & Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom
Are currently climbing a tower of doom.
Arme FireBoltSpammer
Ack! More goblins! HELP ME CLIMB!
Elesis KickbuttKnight
No way. (virtual stick-out tongue) That's why melee's are waaaaaaaaaay better.
Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom poked Elesis KickbuttKnight.
Arme FireBoltSpammer
CURSE YOU ELE-
(Has been pawn'd by the goblins)
Elesis KickbuttKnight likes this.
Arme FireBoltSpammer is now offline.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Yay~ Nao let's go kill Wendy!
Wendy Ihasburgers has logged in.
Wendy Ihasburgers
Crazy humans disturb me from making my chazburgers.
Elesis KickbuttKnight has added Killing burger makers to her interests.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Mega SLASH!
Wendy Ihasburgers
Bad Breath attack!
Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom
Big sh!t!
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Wat?
Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom
I said 'Big shot'. FML! Stupid Autocorrect!
Wendy Ihasburgers
Is now slipping on mustard and is falling off the tower.
NUUUUU!1!1!
Elesis KickbuttKnight and Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom likes this.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
That was fast. Lame.
Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom
Let's go back and report to Knight Master.
(Later)
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Here's a screenie of what happen'd, Knight Master. R we in the Grand Chase nao?
Knight Master dahawtNPC
Fine, you guys are in.
Elesis KickbuttKnight and 2 others joined GRAND CHASE THE AWESOME KNIGHTS Platoon# 1629!
Knight Master dahawtNPC
Nao go scram to the Great Wall of China. Imma too busy to handle little weak n0*bs.
Sieghart PartTimeOldTimer likes this.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY FACE!
TELL
ME
OR
ELSE.
FINE
YOU CAN
JUST
GO-
F
Knight Master dahawtNPC has blocked all incoming messages coming from GRAND CHASE TEH AWESOME KNIGHTS Platoon# 1629!
Elesis KickbuttKnight
FFFUUU!
Arme FireBoltSpammer
Come on, guys, let's just go and do what the Knight Master said.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Wow, you're still alive, midget?
No way am I followin' your orders.
Arme FireBoltSpammer
There's free meat in the Wall.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
YOU GUYS ARE SO SLOW! C'MON LET'S GO ALREADY!
Arme FireBoltSpammer is now a fan of fooling stupid swordsmen.
Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom
What a simpleton…
Elesis KickbuttKnight and 2 others
Are currently in the Great Wall of Tsheeena.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Mega-Ultra-Great-Endurin'-Sinewy-what-the-hell-am-I-sayin'-Sword Fire!
Orc Warrior daWallofFat
1-hit K.O.? Cheat! Bug!
(Disconnected from the server)
Sieghart PartTimeOldTimer
Woah, you tikes sure are strong^^.
Arme FireBoltSpammer
EEEEEKKK! Pedo!
Sieghart PartTimeOldTimer
Wth?
Sieghart PartTimeOldTimer has enlisted Elesis KickbuttKnight as his Great-great- great- great- great- great (xπ) granddaughter.
Elscud MissingDude likes this.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Who are you to start adding me as your great-great-great (times kajillion times) granddaughter? GTH!
Sieghart PartTimeOldTimer
Well, I used to be a great legendary warrior but-
Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrompoked Sieghart PartTimeOldTime with an arrow.
Elesis KickbuttKnight and 10 others like this.
Elesis KickbuttKnight
Lols! Took an arrow to the knee, old man!
Arme FireBoltSpammer
You just violated rule # 126629, wherein people 70 and up are prohibited to have FB accounts because of unspiffy-ness, the threat of pedoism and the risk of getting sued for making the old geezer get Arthritis.
Sieghart PartTimeOldTimer
Uhh…Since u tikes are with the Grand Chase lemme join, pleeeeease! Gotta watch ovah little Red (Riding Hood), since Elscud never thought her any good. =((
Elscud MissingDude
DISLIKE! I am disappoint (meme )!
Sieghart PartTimeOldTimer
Do it nao, Red. Or I'll use this embarrassing snapshot of you in that Square Dancing Competition^^.
Arme FireBoltSpammer likes this.
I'll upload it in a whiiiiiile~
Uploading: 99.999999%
:)))
Elesis KickbuttKnight
UGH! Fine! You win! :(
Sieghart PartTimeOldTimer
Yeaay~ Now be nice to the other tikes~! We'll all have a great time, girls! :3
Arme FireBoltSpammer
O_O
Elesis KickbuttKnight
O_o
Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom
(o=o)
Sieghart PartTimeOldTimer
(o3o)
Elesis KickbuttKnight in now offline.
Arme FireBoltSpammer has placed a fire (bolt) wall against pedos.
Lire Werdoesurarrowscomefrom has deleted her account out of excessive discomfort. (no, not from a period). :l
Jinno: First GC fanfiction! Please review!
Lire: Why is my name sooo long? :l
Sieg: Why hello, little girls~ 3
Jinno: Uhh... (Where the hell is Mari...)
Elesis: Just rate and review...Free meat for reviews~