A/N: Hi everyone! C.C. Lamperouge here ^^And I bring you guys a C. fic...it happens during Lelouch s reign as emperor ^^ Well, first, I give thanks to my co-writer, brownplusgreenequalslove, who really helped me out here to have you guys read this and my friend Robert for using him as C.C.'s Knight XD Okay, a brief history about how we got this fic on to motion Well, I drew a picture of the Lancelot Albion s USB key and she wrote It sucks ..So, we started to converse on that paper and turned it to a story Well, we really didn t intend it to turn out like this but we decided to share our little story to the readers out there ^^ Well, there are characters who didn t really appear in the anime, and the plot is really AU The history is really different...XD The big difference is that Lelouch didn t rule in tyranny. He has the Black Knights on his side. And he also has a code. C.C. reigned as Imperial Consort but didn t marry Lelouch yet. And she also has a knight who secretly has a code... Think of him as a Lelouch look alike. And there s a new character! Let me introduce to you, L.L She s immortal, but doesn t have a code...Think of her as Kallen, with pink hair and green eyes. The story focuses on romance and a lot of humor...Can have cheesiness IT S A CRACK FIC! Okay! On to the story! Hope you like it! Please review! XD Okay, about the typos, I really checked it twice in Word and I think the site removed a lot of characters.. please bear with me..T^T anyway, on to the story.
L.L. was taking a tour around Britannia castle as a guest. C.C. saw her looking at the painting. She elevated the front of her gown (the one in the image dramas; the black gown with the same theme as Lelouch s emperor clothes) and started to approach her.
L.L.: *looks up at the Lancelot Albion Key painting* IT SUCKS! : P
C.C.: *secretly frustrated* wouldn t care
L.L.: I m not asking for your opinion!
C.C.: Would I care less?-_-
L.L.: Doesn t matter, I still hate your little knight!
C.C.: Why?! T^T
L.L.: Because your little Knight is dead! )
C.C.: No he isn t! Prove it!
L.L.: D.E.C.A.P.I.T.A.T.I.O.N. Understand? =P
C.C.: What does that stand for?!O_o!
L.L.: Secret! : P
C.C.: It s excluded as a wound!
L.L.: So?! For me, your little knight is no more! )
C.C.: For you! But for me, he s still alive!
L.L.: So? I m hungry.
C.C.: Then eat!
L.L.: I don t want to eat!
C.C.: You re hungry! Do you want your enzymes to eat your stomach lining?
L.L.: I m telling you my secret.
C.C.: What secret?!?! O_o!
L.L.: The meaning of D.E.C.A.P.I.T.A.T.I.O.N.
C.C.: Okay, what does it stand for?
L.L.: The devil eats caramel apple pie in the attic near nirvana!*evil laugh**dances*
C.C.: What the heck of a meaning was that anyway!
L.L.: What?! I wanna eat your little Knight! YUMMY!
C.C.: No! I won t let you eat my knight, you devil! *shields Robert who came out of nowhere*
L.L.: Yes! I m gonna eat your little knight! *grabs little Robby*
C.C.: No!*grabs Robert and flees*
L.L.: Oh no you don t! *kills C.C. **evil laugh*
Robert: Your highness!
C.C.: *Regenerates* I m immortal remember?!
L.L.: So?! I don t care if you re immortal! I still like, and LOVE to kill you and your little knight!
Robert: *wields sword* Your majesty, get away!
L.L.: Sheeezzz..here comes little Robby As if you can kill me! I ve already killed you twice, remember?
Robert: No, and I wouldn t care *charges*
L.L.: *kills Robert* Haha! I m evil remember? And FYI, you are WEAK! *laughs like a maniac*
C.C.: No I m not! You ll pay for what you did to my knight!*gets Robert s sword*
L.L.: You two have too many dramas in your life! Sheezz
C.C.: I call, the Knight of Rounds! *Rounds barges in*
L.L.: I wouldn t care less! Oh, have I told you that I brought my little pets? *evil laugh*
C.C.: What pets!
L.L.: Roaches!!! GO ROACHES! *dances while savoring the moment of C.C. shrieking and scurrying away*
C.C.: You pesky little rascals!*grabs VARIS (O_o imagine how big was that!) from nowhere and annihilates all roaches*
L.L.: Where's your knight now?*evil laugh*
C.C.*grins* right behind me *shows Robert*
Lelouch: What the crap is happening here!
L.L.: This gets boring by the second!
C.C.: Just die...-_- L.L.: I m immortal! Stupid C.C!
Lelouch: Hey! How dare you talk to her like that! She s the Imperial Consort!
L.L.: Like I would care...-_- Robert: The three of us are immortal
L.L.: Is that a joke?
C.C.: Nope, we wouldn t joke about it.
L.L.: *Stands up and shakes C.C. s and Robert s hand* Fine.
C.C.: So, you re with us now?
L.L.: Maybe Lelouch: What do you mean maybe!
L.L.: I...I...I really don t know.
Lelouch: You re the fourth immortal here?
L.L.: I have two souls so count me as 4 and 5. I want it to be Me, Me, You, C.C. and Robert. Fair enough?
C.C.: Good. So, wanna go out for pizza?
L.L.: Yum! I love pizza! C mon! *grabs everyone*
A/N: Well that was just an icebreaker the real fun doesn t start there. Just wait for the next chapter for more FLUFF, HUMOR and CRACK! The real humor and romance starts at the next chapter. So, please review!