Title: He Ain't Heavy

Author: HalfshellVenus

Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen, Drabble, All-Dialogue, Crack)

Rating: K+

Summary: Piggyback rides and little brothers who aren't

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"Jesus, Sam, you weigh a ton. And stop dragging your heels!"

"Sorry. They hang down because I'm tall."

"Stupid troll, making me carry you over the bridge. What's his problem?"

"Your mouth, apparently. You're always getting us in trouble."

"You know what? This is wrong. You should be carrying me—I'm way lighter than you."

"Fine. Hop on."

"Okay! Now we'll—whoa, not so close to the edge. We'll finish this, maybe let the goats loose, and get back to our case. Christ, Sam, what's taking so long? Are you ninety?"

"Shut it, or we're switching again."

"Uh…"

"Yeah. Exactly."

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