ZOMG! How long has it been since I last posted something? I don't even wanna know!! I'm working on my other stories, and I have a plan for a sequel to "Midnight" that I will start to type out soon. I'm dealing with my life as a college student with 18 credit hours and a Pre-Vet major. Lots of fun...yeah. I will be able to post stuff over Christmas break because I get a month off between semesters!
Okay, I just wanted to do a Halloween fic so this is what I came up with. It's just a REALLY short one-shot. Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns Naruto and all that good stuff. I just wish that he would tell me what happens next in the Manga. It's tearing me apart to wait to find out. Since they're not in Japan, I'm not doing the suffixes or anything Japanese. On with the show!
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"Oi Sasuke!! Open up the damn door bastard. It's time to go trick-or-treating!" Naruto pounded his fist on the door that belonged to the Uchiha's house. "What the hell is taking you so long?" He yelled at the poor, abused door.
"Shut up you idiot. I told you I wasn't doing Halloween this year. We're seniors in high school. It's time to grow up and..." Sasuke opened the door and paused in his little speech at seeing his best friend's ensemble. "Are you seriously going as that?" He asked a pissed off Naruto.
"What's wrong with my costume?" The blond looked himself over.
Sasuke pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. "There's no way that I'm going trick-or-treating, and if I was, I wouldn't be caught dead with you." He waved his hand in Naruto's general direction. "What in God's green earth made you wear that monstrosity?"
"So what if I'm going as a cow?!(1) Cows can be scary when they wanna be. The ones that have horns are the worst. Ya know, the ones in those rodeos; the bulls. That's some scary shit!" Naruto defended his awesome costume (in his opinion) as he was pointing at the small horns attached to his head by a small rope tied under his chin.
"Yeah but you're a dairy cow you idiot. Your costume even has an udder. Who in their right mind would think that was scary?" Sasuke snorted, leaning against his doorframe, seemingly bored with the conversation.
"It would be scary if it tried to kick you when you were milking it or something. That would hurt like hell." A flustered Naruto tried to explain. His udder on his fabric costume jiggling ridiculously as he talked.
Sasuke grinned, trying to hold in his laughter. If he had to deal with anymore of this, he would explode. "I'm not going, end of story. Have fun by yourself." With that being said, he turned, went back into his house, and slammed the door in Naruto's face.
"What the hell bastard?!" Naruto shook his fist at the still poor, abused door. He turned and started to walk down the sidewalk, dragging his pillowcase. (2) "I knew I should've gone as a pig. Now that's scary."
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(1) Bet ya didn't see that coming! lol Probably thought that it would be a fox or something. Bull horns scare the crap out of me btw.
(2) Those you don't use pillowcases for their candy bags are losers! jk :)
Hope you enjoyed it. Took me about 15 minutes to type this masterpiece up so you should be able to spare 15 seconds to leave a review. Thanks so much for reading.