OK so this the first chapter obviously, some people already read this page. Sorry to those who have but this was not done, I'm new at this so sorry the chapter is longer. Do not worry. Similes all around.
It was a warm and sunny day in feudal Japan. The birds were chirping, the bees were buzzing, Kagome had just yelled SIT and then a big bang went through the entire forest. Yup, it was a pretty normal day in Japan, 500 years in the past. Now, lets see how our courageous heroes are, shall we. "Inuyasha, you're such a jerk, why do I even bother?" Kagome yelled in frustration. Ah yes, our dear puppy dog-ear friend has gotten himself in trouble with Kagome, again. "I'm being a jerk, tell me Kagome, please enlighten me on what I did wrong." Inuyasha yelled back. I guess you guys need to know on how this little spat began, well, Kagome had decided to make everyone a special dish, of course Inuyasha gets something extra special. You see, Kagome had put in a little too much spice to it and well, lets just say Inuyasha thought, more like said, that the lunch was horrible in front of Kagome. Therefore, their little argument took place, now back to the story. "Oh boy, there they go again," sighed Miroku, who's mouth was full of Kagome's food, to Shippo and Sango. "Yeah, Inuyasha is such an idot." Replied the little, adorable fox-demon, Shippo who was playing with a game from Kagome's era. As Sango was getting up she said, " it never gets old though, come along Kiara." After Kiara was finished her fish, herself and Sango went to the river to get water. " Wait, Sango I'll go with you," Miroku said, with a little to much eagerness in his voice. He left Shippo to deal with the ludicrous love-birds. Alright, now how I'm I going to shut these two up? As Shippo pondered about his tactics, Kagome was screaming sit repeatly and Inuyasha was basically being forced into his own grave. I have to stop this or we'll never leave, thought Shippo, who still hadn't thought of an idea to stop them. Finally, Shippo just gave up on any future plans. He got up from where he was seating, stood as straight as he could and screamed, saying," you two be quiet, you have been at this for ten minutes. I mean come on Inuyasha you are so stupid, you such a big mouth it always gets you into trouble." After his loud proclamation, Shippo took a deep breath and said his prayers. Inuyasha and Kagome stood there, stunned and they blinked at Shippo a couple times, amazed. Then, Inuyasha brings his fist down upon poor, little Shippo's head and smirks. "Kagome, Inuyasha hit me again," cried Shippo, rubbing a very large lump that started to form. "Inuyasha, why did you say that? Say your sorry," Kagome said. "I don't need to apology to this little weakling," Inuyasha said smugly with his nose in the air. "Inuyahsa," Kagome sing dreamly, "sit" she whispered and Inuyasha hits the dirt ground, hard. As Inuyasha lay motionless on the ground, Sango and Miroku come up, saw this little predicament and laugh. As Sango comes up beside Miroku, she says, "right you guys, I think that is enough horse-play, we should get going." "Alright let's go everyone," Kagome says cheerful, leaving Inuyasha laying on the ground.