Hey Wait a Minute!
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Strange and Interesting Naruto Ideas
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Disclaimer I do not own Naruto of any of its counterparts
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(A/N) yes I know the reason for several of these strange ideas don't flame me about them.I have strange thoughts running through my head all the time so except the worst. I hope you guys enjoy this fanfiction it's my first shot so here it goes! (I mean no disrespect to midgets or anyone else who may be offended by this.)
1. Naruto's age/height
Okay lets be logical about this whole thing in the series it states Naruto is 12 years old like his classmates, but at the same time it says he failed his genin test twice so he should be 14 years old which brings up the issue of height, how the hell is he so damn short if he is 14. So I submit to you the readers that Naruto's mom (Kushina Uzumaki) is a midget, making Naruto a half-midget. This explains Naruto's unusual height, and eating nothing but ramen probably didn't help.
2. Jutsu Pronouncing
Okay why the hell do they shout out the name of what they're about to use. I mean come on "I'm a stealthy ninja I'll just shout out that I'm about to shoot you with a blast of wind there is no way you will dodge or think of a counter." It even shows in the series that they don't have to say what they are going to do, for example fire jutsus, if they can shoot a giant fire ball without saying a word why don't they apply this to other techniques?
3. The focus on the emo broody bastard
Almost the entire damn series involves Sasuke this and Sasuke that, for God's sake is the series called Sasuke. No, its called Naruto who aside form the Akatsuki (who only appear occasionally) he is ignores by practically everyone. Kakashi, who blows him off for the most part, Jiraiya, who is stretched too thin with spying and the like to help him, the Sandaime who is in too much of a struggle with politics and Tsunade who is in the same boat as Sandaime. The only person who ever had time for Naruto was Iruka, who could only do so much. While Sasuke is given attention and support from everyone and he doesn't appreciate it in the slightest. Of course not he is an Uchiha he is sooooo much better than you. He even runs to an S-class missing-nin who is weaker than the person he wants to kill, and Naruto bless his soul is killing himself trying to bring him back, when in retrospect Naruto has to deal with 9 S-class ninja while Sasuke has to deal with 1 2 if Kisame is near. And guess what *Spoiler Alert* he does it.
(A/N) Sorry if I ranted but some things are just so weird and unfair I have to get it out I may add more of these depending on reviews and if I can think of them.