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Oh! Ranma's slightly smarter and more eager to learn...Sorry but I really thought he would be more eager as he doesn't know that much and is eleven. And the rest of the chapters will be longer than this one, I promise.
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11 year old Ranma Saotome discovers that his parents are magical, he is a wizard, and he is set to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in Britain! What's this about a stone? And a map of some sort? Watch as the Nermia crew invades Hogwarts! Set to span all harry Potter books- With Ranma there- Hogwarts will never be the same! Pairings haven't been decided but will have some slash in later books, if you don't like rest assured- most of the pairings are going to be Heterosexual.
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Chapter One: Confessions and Mothers
Ranma Saotome sighed as he walked down the muggy road. There were puddles everywhere, indicating that it had rained recently. He tossed his pack to his bald father, who took out their last water bottle and drained half of it, making his son kick him so hard he nearly spilled the bottle. The short, black haired-preteen was exhausted. Why, you might ask. Because instead of getting plane tickets to China and back- they had to swim there.
"Yo, Pops?" The electric blue eyed boy said, looking up at his bald old man "Where we goin'?" Ranma hated the way his father didn't talk about things often...that's what got them in this situation in the first place.
Genma Saotome just frowned at his son and crossed his arms "Nowhere you need to know," Under his sons glare he continued "But, we're going to see about the curses."
Ranma just stared at his old man, "Is he Senile?" He thought to himself as he glanced at his father "Pops...The man said no-one could fix this, not even Nanichaun! You'll be a half-panda freak and I'll be a hermaphrodite!"
Genma kicked his son hard in the stomach "Stop whining boy! You're starting to sound like a girl."
"Yeah, Yeah...whatever." Ranma said, mostly used to it. He then began screaming profanities at a car that drove by, splashing him alone with Ice cold water. He glared at his father as the water covered him, his hair turning red, his eyes gaining mascara and purple eyeliner than wouldn't come off, his legs free of all hair, him getting a more 'innocent' face than he had and his skin a lighter color, and his breasts already an large size for an eleven year old. Not to mention Ranma losing a few inches in height. Oh, and the fact that he's now a soaking wet 'she'.
"Ugh!" She shivered and moaned at the same time, flinging water off of her clothes and nearly onto her laughing father, who backed away several feet.
"Watch it, Boy!" The martial artist grunted, making his son-daughter?- scowl as she tried to get dry and began walking in the way they had.
"How much farther?" She whined, shivering again as it was a cold night in August, with a chilling wind sweeping the area.
"We're here." Genma stopped in front of a house that was medium sized, it's garden looked really nice and had every flower Ranma had ever seen. It was a light blue house with white shutters and bushes in front of the house on either side of the door, further inspection showed that they were rose bushes.
Genma walked up to the house and knocked as Ranma read the door.
Saotome Residence:
Nadoka Saotome: Cert. Ptns Mast.
7:00 A.M/9:00 P.M
"Certified what?" Ranma thought as she read the only abbreviation he knew on there. She only knew that one because her father had taken her to a Certified healer...which she took to mean as doctor. The rest didn't really sink in. Ranma was currently aware her father was edging toward the end of the doorstop.
Suddenly a woman with short purple/red hair peered out the door and stopped when she saw the old man, doing a double take and letting out a small gasp. She had pale skin, big brown eyes, short but beautiful purple/red hair that was unlike any color Ranma had seen. She was a little shorter than Genma but was a whole lot skinnier.
"G-Genma?" She said, her voice ringing through the silent night like bells. Ranma decided then and there that she liked this girl, and that she knew her from somewhere...
Her father, however, decided he didn't like her and edged away even more. "Why, Hello Nodoka dear." He said in a guilty voice and looked as if he was regretting coming here. "Nice to see you, well, here's Ranma but I really have to go-"
The woman's, Nodoka's, eyes flared up in rage and she pounced on Genma. "Why, Hello," She said in a threatening voice that made Ranma respect her even more as she stepped to the side and let the woman work her 'Magic' "Genma dear long time no see."
Nodoka then kicked Genma in his groin and stood up, holding his arm in a death grip. Genma went pale and looked at Ranma
"Ranma! HEEELP!" He screeched as Nodoka gave him an evil smile.
"Nope." Ranma said, popping the 'P' "You dug your grave, Old man, now lie in it." If looks could kill Ranma would be dead. Then she would be resurrected and killed again.
"Wait," Nodoka said, freezing in place and shifting her look to Ranma, who held up her hands in the ever truthful 'Surrender don't kill me please!' gesture. "R-Ranma? But Ranma's a boy...That's a- That's a..."
Genma decided to but in here "I can explain!" Nodoka looked at Genma and he withered under her glare.
Ranma decided that she was too cold to be in the open and wanted in so she said "I'll explain Pop's." She ignored her father shaking his head back and forth furiously and said "I was cursed by Jusenkyou during a training trip Ma'am-"
Nodoka's eyes filled with rage "YOU TOOK MY BABY TO JUESNKYOU!" She bellowed in rage, dragging Genma up too the house but not in.
"It was a mistake!" Genma tried, his blue eyes that were almost the electric blue of his son's but had dulled to a grey-blue glancing up at Nodoka, begging for forgiveness. Ranma just watched with an amused expression on her face. "I didn't know we'd get cursed-"
That just made the purple-haired woman madder "ANY self respecting wizard knows not to go to JUSENKYOU- wait a minute.." A smirk developed over Nodoka's face, her eyes lighting up with amusement. "You said 'We' what do you turn into, Genma darling." She spat the last word in a insult, Ranma couldn't really blame her-maybe her Pop's dated this lady, or she was his fiancée for a change. Ukyo forgave him but...
"A panda..." Genma choked out.
"Suits you well." Nodoka smirked. Genma opened his mouth to protest, but Ranma said
"Yo, Pop's. This ladies cool and all but can we fix our curses now? I wanna find a place to camp soon." Nodoka's face lit up with even more anger.
"HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM!" Ranma's eyes lit up in confusion and fear- sure this woman is cool but she didn't want a older woman as a fiancée!
"Oops?" Genma said quietly. Nodoka's face went as red as Ranma's hair with anger.
"Oops is right you Old-" She hit Genma really hard as she punctuated each word "Fat- smelly- evil- pompous- greedy- self centered- BASTARD!" She kicked Genma into the house and he hit a wall. Her walls were cement and had were a green color, her living room had a TV and a large couch with a bookshelf in the corner.
Nodoka stuck her head out and said "You coming, Ranma?" Ranma nodded eagerly and went into the house, being able to see it all now. It was nearly five times the size of the outside and was beautiful! A large wood staircase led to a huge upstairs. There was a door Ranma was sure led to a basement of some kind.
Nodoka walked over to Genma, after shutting the door, and banged his head threw a door, leaving the poor man unconscious.
Ranma looked at Nodoka with awe "That was AMAZING! I've never seen a girl do that before, who are you!"
Nodoka looked at Ranma and said, rather bluntly "I'm you Mother." Ranma looked at the lady in shock and knew right then why she looked so familiar...she was Ranma's mom!
"M-Mom?" Ranma said and was enveloped in a hug, which she returned enthusiastically.
"Oh, Ranma! I thought I wouldn't see you again! You're father was supposed to bring you back when you turned eight!" She guided Ranma to a couch and gave her a towel, sitting down beside her.
"What- why? Why did I even leave, why did I have to leave?" Ranma asked, questions flooding her mind.
"Your father took you from me when you were a year old, he said he had to train you so you could fight against..Voldemort one day, if Voldemort came back- as your father said 'When he comes back'."
Ranma was utterly confused "Whose Voldemort?"
Nodoka looked extremely shocked but managed to cover it up "An evil wizard, who has done many bad things- I'll explain more later just don't say his name in public. If you have to refer to him at all say 'He who must not be named' or 'You know who' some people even refer to him as 'The dark Lord'."
"People are that scared? "Did she just say Wizard, I must have imagined it...I've spent too much time around Pop's" Ranma thought then shook her head.
"I told Genma to have you back when you were eight so I could begin to prepare you for when you turned eleven."
Ranma was confused again, which made her a little mad-her Pops really had held out on her! "Why? What's so important about me turning Eleven?"
Nodoka's eyes filled with shock and anger "Ranma...You don't know, sweetie?"
Ranma shook her head "Know what?"
Nodoka just frowned at Genma and turned back to her female-son "Ranma, I hate to do this but I'm going to be blunt. You're a wizard."
Ranma looked at her mother is disbelief "I'm a..."
Nodoka smiled at her son-well.. currently daughter, "A wizard Ranma...well when you're a girl a witch, like me. Anyway, You're father is lucky that he brought you back in time for us to apparate to England."
Ranma glanced at her mother in confusion "England? Why? And what's apparating!"
Nodoka got a far-off look in her face and smiled dreamily "That's where you'll be going to school, at least where you'll catch the train. And where we get your supplies... Apparating is a magical form of travel, dear."
Ranma squinted her eyebrows- she hated for people to know stuff she didn't, almost as much as she hated the fact she was a girl right now-why did she have to be a girl when she met her mother! "What train, where am I going to school? Supplies?" Ranma knew she sounded like and idiot but...she can't help it, It's a whole new concept to her!
Nodoka just smiled again "You're supplies for school dear, your wand and robes, books and more...The school where I went, the most famous and best magical school there is...Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
I hate to leave it there but I am updating the next chapter soon and it's going to have...alot of stuff from apparating to England, getting a letter, and Diagon Alley.