DON'T WRITE THIS OFF AS ANOTHER 'ANNABETH GOES TO GOODE' STORY BECAUSE IT'S WAAAAAY BETTER! AND DON'T YOU DARE CLICK THAT RED X THAT WILL MAKE YOU EXIT THIS FANFICTION! OR THE BACK BUTTON!

I'm writing this in the form of a recording (like the Kane Chronicles) with the whole 'pass the mic' between characters idea. Italics is when the speaker is speaking while covering the mic (talking to the other characters while telling the story). Underline is when they're talking in Greek.

Disclaimer: *announcer's voice* Congratulations! You've opened one amaaazing fanfiction! Before we begin, the author would like to remind you to please silence all cell phones and for you to know that she does not own PJO or HoO and any similarities to real life people is completely coincidental! And now, without further ado, the fanfiction!

Ch 1

Wait, how do you turn this on? Is it this button over-*static*- no, not that button. This one? Hey, Wise Girl! Give it-oh.

Okay, Wise Girl says this is on now. I've never used one of these recording thingies before.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Wise Girl says to introduce myself. Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, Hero of Olympus, -

Why not? Okay, fine.

Wise Girl says no titles, I'll bore you to death.

Yeah, okay, I'm continuing. Hey!

Hi. This is Annabeth. My boyfriend can't introduce a story properly, so I'm going to do it, then give the mic back to him after I finish.

No, Percy. Stop with the puppy eyes.

This a story after the Giant War (like right after). It's going to focus on mainly school and a monster battle while in school. You'll find out more later. But you have to keep listening.

Here, Seaweed Brain. Yes, that was a lot better.

Okay. Percy again. The story! It started on the first day of school, a horrible day, if you ask me.

I'm just setting the-ugh. Whatever, Jason. I'm telling it. Too bad.

School started tomorrow. Great. Another year of trying my best not to blow up Paul's school.

"Percy! Get up!" my mom yelled.

I groaned, and turned over in my bed-only to fall out of it and land on the floor.

"Percy?" my mom called. "What was that?"

I stumbled out of my room, and down the hall into the kitchen. "Mom, it's the crack of dawn. Why'd you wake me up?"

"Percy! School's starting today! Paul's already there!"

"What? No, school starts tomorrow!"

Mom shook her head. "Percy, that was yesterday. School starts today! Now go get dressed!"

I raced back into my room, and glanced at my clock. 6:45. Crap. School starts at eight, and the only subway that would take me there in time left at seven. I threw on my clothes, making sure that it looked presentable (I was not having another breastplate and pajamas fiasco), and sprinted back into the kitchen. I grabbed one of the blue pancakes Mom made, and out the door.

"Percy!" Mom stuck her head out of the door. "Phone!"

"Right!" I called back. I dug Mom's phone out of my pocket and tossed it to her. How did it get in there? Let's just say it involved Nico, Mrs. O'Leary, a drakon, and extra strength hair gel (don't ask).

I ran to the elevator, and pushed the button a bunch of times, then got impatient, and opened the door to the stairs. I took the stairs two at a time, and almost ran over our doorman.

"Woah!" he said. "Careful, there, Percy!"

"Sorry, Noah! But I'm going to be late!" I started to run off, but Noah caught my arm.

"Congrats, Percy. Same school again." I smiled my thanks, and he let go. "Good luck!" he called after me.

Zeus knows how much I'll need that today.

Okay, that's just mean. Yeah, I needed it, but that doesn't mean that you have to say that! I mean- Oh, yeah, right. There. Now it's off. Right?

Is this thing off yet?

Nope, apparently not. Does this button turn it-

Not sure if that's the best place to cut off...but yeah, that's the chapter. And I know, this is really short. The chapters will normally be longer and I PROMISE THE NEXT ONE SOON! Also, I am not going to be explaining people unless they're OC or the characters explain it. If you don't know who they are, read the books! I should write a story about Nico, Mrs. O'Leary, a drakon, and extra strength hair gel...pls say in reviews if I should!

*bell rings* That's a wrap, folks!

P.S. I think this is going to be my last A/N at the chapter end from me...I might have the characters do it (you'll see, it'll be off mic talking).