Hey people! I'm just here to say I don't own Hellsing and I got the inspiration for this from some AluxSeras picture I saw. Blame all OOCness on plot bunnies riding flying cows around my head in the middle of the night.
Seras grunted as she hit the ground after the FREAK vampire had thrown her across the room. Just a little longer she consoled her vampire side that was fighting to gain control. It purred and calmed down when the former police girl showed it what was waiting, if it would just behave. A shadow crossed the moon and Seras smirked up at the faker standing above her in an attack stance. A quiet thud was heard as Alucard landed behind her, he squatted down and his coat circled around Seras in a comforting protective manner. She merely smirked wider. When the gun was leveled she couldn't help herself, she stuck her tongue out triumphantly.
"Did you just see that?" the FREAK demanded. "That b*&^h just stuck her f#king tongue out at me!"
"I suggest you shut up now Jan Valentine," Alucard growled, making his mate giggle. He looked down at the bubbly Draculina beneath him, not taking the gun off its target. "I have some questions for you Police-Girl."
"Yes, Master?" she responded innocently accidentally slipping into the old title (not that Alucard minded) even though she had been freed and they were now equals as mates.
"Why did I have to come rescue you, when I've seen you take out stronger trash than this?" he purred. "Shut up," he snapped at Jan who had opened his mouth to protest.
Seras huffed. "But I like watching you do it Master," she pouted. She leaned to one side of Alucard's curtain of raven locks to re-enact her childish face at the irritated Valentine.
"Be careful," Alucard smirked. "Someone might want to bite that pretty little tongue off."
"I can do a lot of other things with this little tongue of mine," she beamed, licking her lips as a demonstration.
"Well, let's put these skills to the test shall we?" he smirked. "Don't move!" he barked to Jan who had hoped to kill the vampires while they were… distracted.
Seras again smirked and pressed her lips against Alucard's, and proceeded to show him just half of what she could do with that clever little tongue of hers. "Finish him," she whispered when they came up for unneeded air.
"This is the part where you close your eyes," he grinned a hair's breadth away from her own sadistic smirk. He pressed his lips to hers and his finger to the trigger at the same time.
Ah, two of his favorite things: killing and making out with his Police-Girl
Ah, two of her favorite things: watching her Dracula kill and making out with said Dracula.
And next they get to go home and do their absolute favorite thing.
And Seras and Alucard went home and watched kid's cartoons and ate popcorn. THE END!!! XD Wait, you thought they were going to do something different? What was it? *(whisperwhisper)* EWW YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!! XP Just kidding! Anyways, review and you get to re-write the ending for yourself!!! YAY!!!!!