I saw something like this on Naruto and a couple of other anime also I think this may have been done on before in a less letter-y way.
SO UNORIGINAL!
I don't want to make anyone mad so if you are offended: SORRY!
If it's any consolation, most of the things I put here I either accept, enjoy or use. It's just a fun picking story, I'll probably end up making fun of myself.
Disclaimers: This is the only time I'm going to do this. Ya'll know I don't own this series, shoot.
I'm probably the only fan who has nothing against any pairing -Really, I have nothing against ANY pairing even with the characters I don't like- so don't worry this isn't a rant fic.
To those who "ship" the United Kingdom with the United States of America,
Now I have always been one to be... accepting of other people's interests.
For the most part.
However, when I am shown in such a wanton fashion like some sort of... some sort of cheap whore who likes bald American balls in my naughty bits THEN do I feel the need to intervene. I mean, really, why am I crying or weeping or nibbling on my cherry glossed lips like a teenage virgin and America patiently - HA! - hovering over me whispering his soft, sweet nothings as he caresses every inch of my "milky white skin" and slowly grinds his circumcised under-developed-
oh wait, apparently it's the size of my forearm!
America is not the sex God you all believe him to be nor is he my one true love. He's this git who I associate myself with and I do not love him or care for him. Hell, he could go into a depression today and France will give his go at imperialism and take him and do whatever he pleases with him!
I won't care.
I wont care.
I will only sexually associate with those of which who are pure of heart and mind. America, however, will most likely die from a heart disease and his mind is made of blood sausage meat.
Sincerely, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
P.S
And I'm a grown man! Much older than that filthy American! Why do I have to get pounded?