A/N: Hey guys, Ok so let me begin by saying that this story will not disappoint. This is basically my version of what could/should have happened in both New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. This story also happened to have taken me almost two years to write; so you can bet that it will be long. So without further ado I give you chapter 1 of Ser Seguro. Hope you enjoy and I assure you that it gets better.

"Morning Daddy," I said coming into the kitchen wearing sweat pants and an AC/DC shirt.

"Good morning pup," he said reading the newspaper. As the only girl in the family (well bedsides my two older sisters, but that's beside the point) I brought it upon myself to cook for our little family of three. So I proceeded to make the usual: eggs, bacon, pancakes, grits, toast, and a bowl of fruit. I never said we ate like a family of three. After fixing up some coffee and setting the food on the table, I grabbed my clothes and got into the shower. I was just in the middle of doing my make up when I heard dad yelling at my brother to wake up. I laughed to myself as I applied some lip gloss, and then jumped when dad started pounding on the door.

"Jade," he called. I rolled my eyes.

"I'm on it," I said opening the door; stepping out in blue jeans, a baby doll top and some high heels.

"Thanks Hootchie Momma."

I laughed as I began to break into my brother's room. With the way he's laying in his bed, I'm surprised he doesn't have back problems. Smiling, I sat on an available space on the edge of the bed and gently shook his shoulder. When he opened his eyes I began to speak.

"Por que insister en la tortura de nuestro padre asi?"

Oh yea I forgot to mention Jake and I are twins and we have our own language. Be very jealous!

"Porque es divertido."

He gave a small grin before turning on his side

"Levantarse! El desayuno esta listo, y llegamos a ir a la escuela."

"Ok I'm up. I'm up. Jeez don't have a cow," he said sitting up and rubbing his eyes. I then left his room and went into my room for my things.

"Is Jacob up," called dad as I walked into the kitchen. After getting over my moment of deafness I gently put my things down and snuck up so that I was next to his ear.

"YES," I screamed making my dad jump then turn around in his chair with a scowl on hi s face.

"Now there's no need to give your old man a heart attack. He's already paralyzed," he smiled. I smiled back, gave him a hug and then kissed his cheek.

"Sorry daddy," I said before fixing myself a plate and began to dig into my breakfast. I was just in the middle of getting some orange juice when I felt some arms wrap around my middle and a hand rest on my stomach.

"Good morning Lil' Momma," said Jacob kissing my cheek, "When's the baby due?"
I slapped his chest playfully as we both laughed at our little inside joke.

"Says the one who eats every two hours," I said as he piled his plate with food

"So do you," he joked

We laughed and began to eat our food. This had become our joke ever since we hit our major growth spurt, complete with increase in appetite and smoking hot bodies. It was amazing at how much we ate and still managed to stay skinny. Most models would kill for that kind of success, but in truth we were just as lazy as any other teenager.

"Besides I'm not the one wearing maternity shirts," he said through a mouthful of food.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

"OK kids that's enough," said daddy looking up from his pancakes, " and FYI you both eat like a pregnant woman."

Jake and I shared a glance before throwing our napkins at dad who in turn laughed. We finished eating our breakfast and put our plates in the sink. After grabbing our things we headed out to the car.

"Bye dad. Love you," we said rushing out the door but was stopped by dad yet again

"Wait. Jacob come here pup," he said. We both shrugged but Jake went up to him anyway. He bent down so he was eye level with dad and dad placed a hand to Jake's forehead.

"How are you feeling," he asked. Jacob looked confused

"I'm fine dad," said Jacob, "Why?"

Wait a minute did I seriously just hear that conversation. Hmm maybe they're closer to the car than I thought.

"Feeling angry? Like you really want to kill something?"

"Not yet."

This went on for about another minute before dad was satisfied and finally let us go. We had just put our stuff in the car when suddenly Jacob gasped.

"Jake come here. You've got to see the progress I've made on the bikes."

Oh yea just recently Bella came to the house with three really jacked up bikes. She asked if we could fix them up and since she missed our birthday the other two bikes were ours if we wanted them. Jakey had a crush on her so he was more than happy to help and since Bella and I were friends of course I would help. This was our little secret so no one but us knew about the bikes. Well Quil and Embry knew but that's just because they showed up at the wrong time; earning some ass kicking from Jacob. I followed Jacob into our little garage and saw a red bike looking very pretty and almost new. My brother was a mechanical genius.

"How does it look," he said clearly worried that his crush wouldn't like it

"It looks great Jakey. Bella is a lucky girl."

He gave a small smile before we walked to the volks wagon that we both put together. Putting our bags in the back we walked away from the truck and put our game faces on. This happens every morning. Us fighting over who got to drive.

"You are no match to my big and powerful muscles," he said flexing and kissing both of his huge muscles. He hardly ever worked out so it was a shock when my brother suddenly became buff. He even had an eight pack. WTF! Shit like that doesn't just happen overnight.

"We'll see about that," I said, "I'll even do this in high heels."

Plus earrings I wanted to add. We both crouched in a striking position. Ready to pounce.

"Bring it little sister," he said and with that we pounced and started trying to pin the other down. He now had me in a headlock and was about to make the final kill by bringing me to the ground. I knew I had to think fast.

"Hi Bella," I said in a cheerful tone. Just as I suspected, he turned his head and loosened his grip on me. As a general rule we agreed to not punch eachother and hit, so instead I grabbed his arm and twisted it behind his back. With a hand on his shoulder I brought my foot up to gently kick his legs out from under him. This made him drop to the ground instantly. Once I was sure he was on the ground I sat down on his back and counted to three. Using Mississippi's I might add.

"I win," I said getting off of him and jumping around, doing a little dance

"No fair! You tricked me," He said getting up from the ground

"All's fair in love and war," I said holding my hand out, "Now give me the keys, brother."

"You could say please."

He folded his arms across his chest as I rolled my eyes.

"Please give me the keys."

He tossed me the keys to the Rabbit and before long we were headed to school. I pulled the car into the nearest parking space and put it in park that's when we noticed…them.

"The La Push Gang," Jacob whispered as we glared at them

"With one new member," said Quil walking up behind us. He quickly hugged me and kissed my cheek before clasping hands with Jacob

"Who?" I dared to ask

"Embry."

"I thought he was sick!" exclaimed Jacob

"He was, but when I tried to call him he just hung up. Grandpa told me not to worry that's how I found out he joined the gang."

"Great one of our own has turned against us," I said as they looked over toward us. Sam, the leader, was the one that imitated us to no end. He constantly looked at Quil and Jacob like he was waiting for something. Like he was waiting for them to join his cult. Jacob and I were terrified of them truthfully. They weren't, as dad put them, bad guys. They were the protectors of LaPush and it's people. Something about keeping our traditions and legacy alive or something like that.

"Come on sis," said Jake as he and Quil each looped their arms around mine, "Let's get to class."

We headed to the school and went on to class as the warning bell rang. The rest of the day, though, I couldn't take my mind off of Sam and his cult. What were they really up to and what was their beef with my brother? Before I knew it school had ended and it was time for our favorite pass time. Working on the bikes.

"How much more do you got to do before the bike is finished," asked Jacob on our way home. He was leaning against the window while I drove.

"I'm already done. I finished last night. What about you," I asked

"Just got to fix the breaks on mine and then I'll be done."

"Sweet," I said pulling into the local gas station. Jacob got out with me and I handed him 25 dollars.

"I need twenty dollars worth of gas on pump 5 and I guess a soda or whatever else you want."

He nodded before going inside and I started filling the car with gas. Jacob had just walked out as the La Push gang came up in an old pick up. We both instantly frowned as they turned their direction towards us.

"I'm starting to get real tired of their awaiting looks," growled Jacob coming near me, 2 sodas and 2 candy bars in hand.

"Me too," I said taking the can he offered me and the candy bar. I took a sip from the can before pulling out the pump and getting in to the car. Sam and his cult stared us down as we pulled from the gas station and we rushed out in a hurry. We couldn't wait to get home. Anything to get away from the La Push gang. We both changed into some shorts and a shirt before going outside to work on the bikes.

"What time is Bella coming over," I asked handing him the monkey ranch.

"She's doing homework. I told her I'd call her when the bikes were done," he said just as dad's voice called out to us.

"Kids, What do you want for dinner," he called. We popped our heads out of the garage.

"Pizza," we answered. Dad laughed at our "twinlike" actions before he wheeled himself back in the house to order and we got back to work on the bikes.

Just a few notes:

Jacob and Jade are twins

This takes place after Bella brings them the bikes and instead of two bikes there were three.

As you can see Jake and Jade are very close. Keep this in mind as the story progresses.

Finally I know what you guys are wonder. "What the h*** are they saying. Have no fear translation is here:

*Por que insistir en la tortura de nuesto padre asi?

Why do you insist on torturing dad like that?

*porque es divertido

Because it's fun

*Levantarse! El desayuno esta listo, y llegamos a ir a la escuela.

Get up! Breakfast is ready and we got to get to school.

I know nothing special but seriously it gets better. Bare with me.