"Pimple! Pimple! Pimple!" Marth screamed running around the Smash Mansion. "Pimple! It's growing!" Marth ran around the kitchen, around the backyard and into the mansion again. He flipped over a table and tossed the cake that Kirby was about to eat.
"What are you talking about, Marth?" Zelda said, responding to the screaming noises.
"Look at this! It's hideous! It's going to grow on my face until my whole face is one giant pimple!" Marth said sadly. Zelda looked at the pimple on Marth's chin.
"Marth, its barely noticeable. Well, until you showed me. Look you can even pop it." Marth looked at Zelda like that was the craziest thing he had ever heard.
"Are you crazy? What if it wants revenge on me and calls its pimple friends and all of them attack my face?" Marth said like it was common sense. Zelda was now looking at Marth like he was insane.
"Whatever, Marth. Do whatever you like. Link and I are going out for lunch anyways." And with that Zelda walked away leaving Marth to fend for himself against the killer pimple.
Marth was in his room sitting on his bed with a silver mirror in his hand. He looked at the small pimple that had a small white dot in the middle. How am I supposed to get rid of this thing? Everyone's going to make fun of me for it! I know! Marth went into the depths of his closet and pulled out a chainsaw. He started the motor. BBBBBBBZZZZZZZRRRRRR! Suddenly Ike walked in with a magazine in his hand. His bandana hanging lazily around his neck.
"Hey, Marth. I was wondering if— WHAT YOU ARE DOING?" Ike dashed to Marth and yanked the chainsaw out of his hand and turned it off. "What are you doing with a chainsaw?"
Marth was looking at the floor shyly.
"I'm having a pimple problem! Look at it! It's huge! It's eating my face!" Marth said pointing a finger to the pimple on his chin. Ike took a close look at it.
"You needed a chainsaw for that? You can get rid of that thing right now. Look." Ike quickly placed his two thumbs on the pimple and squeezed.
"Wow! Look it's barely there! Your magic, Ike!" Marth said looking at his reflection in the mirror.
"Sure, Marth, if you say so." Ike said leaving out the door with Marth following him happily.